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Democrats Float 2028 Ticket of A.I. Biden and GPT-6 Turbo

Democrats Float 2028 Ticket of A.I. Biden and GPT-6 Turbo

Jane Canada October 8, 2025
What’s a “6-7”? A Zoomer Explains The Hottest TikTok Meme (But She Might Be Trolling Us)

What’s a “6-7”? A Zoomer Explains The Hottest TikTok Meme (But She Might Be Trolling Us)

Zoomie Jones-Parabolaface October 7, 2025
Borderlands 4 Review: A Premium Cash Grab for Premium Hypocrites

Borderlands 4 Review: A Premium Cash Grab for Premium Hypocrites

Another A-hole Gamer October 5, 2025
I Just Went Back to TikTok And Everyone’s A Republican Now??!?

I Just Went Back to TikTok And Everyone’s A Republican Now??!?

Sarai Hummus-Waterbiscuits October 2, 2025
Adobe Patents Photos, Videos, and Computers

Adobe Patents Photos, Videos, and Computers

Markus Sbackson III October 1, 2025

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Review of Borderlands 4: A Masterclass in Premium Gaming (For Those Who Deserve It)

Review of Borderlands 4: A Masterclass in Premium Gaming (For Those Who Deserve It)

Flavian Braggadoccio September 25, 2025
Cows Are Starting to Take Exception to the Term “Land Manatee.” Here’s Why You Should Care (Or Else)

Cows Are Starting to Take Exception to the Term “Land Manatee.” Here’s Why You Should Care (Or Else)

Slamara Cavendorsch September 24, 2025
I Have Three Phones and a Pitbull—Am I Ready for a Trump-onarchy?

I Have Three Phones and a Pitbull—Am I Ready for a Trump-onarchy?

THE JEFF September 23, 2025
A DAY IN MY LIFE WORKING AT OJWOLFSMASHER.COM!

A DAY IN MY LIFE WORKING AT OJWOLFSMASHER.COM!

Zoomie Jones-Parabolaface September 19, 2025

You Have FOMO For These

I Save Thousands Each Year With This One Weird Trick I Learned From Bears

I Save Thousands Each Year With This One Weird Trick I Learned From Bears

Crypto Slap September 18, 2025
I Agree With Whatever Opinion You Have About Charlie Kirk. Please Don’t Kill Me

I Agree With Whatever Opinion You Have About Charlie Kirk. Please Don’t Kill Me

oj_wolfsm September 16, 2025
New Study: 70% of People Who Say ‘I’m Not Like Other Girls’ Are Actually Israeli Spies

New Study: 70% of People Who Say ‘I’m Not Like Other Girls’ Are Actually Israeli Spies

Thad X September 12, 2025
Bac-Os Creates AI LLM That Does Nothing But Try to Sell You Bac-Os

Bac-Os Creates AI LLM That Does Nothing But Try to Sell You Bac-Os

Markus Sbackson III September 11, 2025
Millennials Demand More Factoids – “We’re Not Smug Enough”

Millennials Demand More Factoids – “We’re Not Smug Enough”

Billly September 4, 2025