The McDonalds CEO Is Correct, Actually: How To Eat Your Burger Like a Boss 
Jasmine Crockett Just Lost to Some White Guy During International Women’s Month. He Should Concede Instead of Winning 
Is Your Yard Sign Problematic? Introducing The ‘Belief Buddy™’ Asterisk Kit! 
Trump Executive Order Demands “Hamilton Guy” Compose Epic About His “Tragically Heroic Tariffs” 
Turns Out Pornographer Hugh Hefner Might Have Been a Bad Person 
Hollywood Had a Terrible 2023. It’s All Your Fault.
They don't make these movies for you. See them anyway.
Stop Being Attractive, It’s Harmful to Us Uggs
I didn't go through all that just to get dunked on by e-girls
OJ WOLFSMASHER DOT COM’s “Man of the Year” 2023: Parasocial Relationships
We salute the only thing that really mattered this year
You’ll Never Eat Kumquats Again After Reading These Lies About Kumquats
Just try and ignore the fact that these are lies, ok? You'd do it for a real site.
Disney’s Wish is a Masterpiece; Finally, a Movie for Girls Whose Dads Said No Sometimes
Forgive the late review, It took me a while to process all these feels