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Adobe Patents Photos, Videos, and Computers 
Thanksgiving: America’s Original Nonconsensual Culture Holiday
You should feel bad about your Thanksgiving celebrations
Why “You’ll Own Nothing and Be Happy” Doesn’t Go Far Enough
How you can own less than nothing and be ecstatically delirious
Let’s Face It, Tolkien needed an update. Meet the NEW BREED of Elves!
With The Rings of Power, Amazon is correcting the wrongs of the past, one elf at a time.
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Fight the real enemy (tears picture of gamers)
A Real Modern Millennial Dilemma: Should I Move to LA or NYC?
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