Wolfsmash Hits

I Watched Rumble for Two Days and Now I’m a Prepper

I Watched Rumble for Two Days and Now I’m a Prepper

Sarai Hummus-Waterbiscuits June 20, 2025
Your Crypto Wallet’s #1 Enemy? Climate Change

Your Crypto Wallet’s #1 Enemy? Climate Change

Crypto Slap June 19, 2025
Trump Executive Order Demands Cage Match Against Karen Bass

Trump Executive Order Demands Cage Match Against Karen Bass

Jane Canada June 18, 2025
I Can Feel My City Sinking and I Blame Trump

I Can Feel My City Sinking and I Blame Trump

Karen Plate-Crabdip June 17, 2025
GOD, TO INTERNET: “STOP TRYING TO MAKE RACISM A THING. YES, YOU TOO.”

GOD, TO INTERNET: “STOP TRYING TO MAKE RACISM A THING. YES, YOU TOO.”

Jesus Smith June 10, 2025

Viral Bangers

“Colonial Concepts” – Why Dungeons and Dragons 6th Edition is Finally Removing Dungeons, Dragons

“Colonial Concepts” – Why Dungeons and Dragons 6th Edition is Finally Removing Dungeons, Dragons

Flavian Braggadoccio May 29, 2025
Bluesky Unveils New “MeToo” Button to Streamline Accusations of Sexual Misconduct

Bluesky Unveils New “MeToo” Button to Streamline Accusations of Sexual Misconduct

Kasula Spinkman-Steed May 29, 2025
Trump Signs Executive Order Requiring Harvard to Teach “Underwater Basket Weaving LOL”

Trump Signs Executive Order Requiring Harvard to Teach “Underwater Basket Weaving LOL”

Jane Canada May 28, 2025
Marvel Reveals Next Phase Will Focus Entirely on ROM

Marvel Reveals Next Phase Will Focus Entirely on ROM

Billly May 27, 2025

You Have FOMO For These

I Stole My Colleague’s Cat and Let Her Blame It On Her Smart Toilet. Am I a Bad Person?

I Stole My Colleague’s Cat and Let Her Blame It On Her Smart Toilet. Am I a Bad Person?

Slamara Cavendorsch May 23, 2025
I Got a Smart Toilet and Now My Replacement Cat is Missing

I Got a Smart Toilet and Now My Replacement Cat is Missing

Sarai Hummus-Waterbiscuits May 22, 2025
“Having to Explain to Boomers Why ‘Chicken Jockey’ is Funny (HTETBWCJIF) Syndrome” is Literally Killing Zoomers.

“Having to Explain to Boomers Why ‘Chicken Jockey’ is Funny (HTETBWCJIF) Syndrome” is Literally Killing Zoomers.

Zoomie Jones-Parabolaface May 21, 2025
Trump Signs Executive Order Requiring AI Darth Vader to Keep Saying Slurs in Fortnite

Trump Signs Executive Order Requiring AI Darth Vader to Keep Saying Slurs in Fortnite

Jane Canada May 20, 2025
How to Become a Crypto Influencer As Cool As Me in Five Easy Steps (Even If Stupid)

How to Become a Crypto Influencer As Cool As Me in Five Easy Steps (Even If Stupid)

Crypto Slap May 16, 2025