COALITION OF KARENS, FEMINISTS, REDDITORS, UGGOS, AND “CHRISTIAN PHARISEES” CALL FOR END TO ALL BONERS 
Trump Signs Executive Order Banning Anyone From Noticing He’s Old 
All ‘Unsafe’ Uses of Generative AI Banned, Now Can Only Be Used to Take Your Job 
I’m THE JEFF, and I Just Gave You All Permission to Use My Name, Image, and Likeness Because I Am That Awesome 
Trump Executive Order Bans “Boring Corporate Rebrands” 
The Game Awards: Too Many Awards For Games, Not Enough Celebrities
Acceptance speeches are for losers (ironically)
Finally! Find Out the Truth About Fake News and Why It’s a Problem
Sorry about how long this is, Karen wouldn't let us edit it :(
Keep Your Grinchy Happy Holidays Crap Out of My Christmas, Please.
My holidays just got a little less happy
6 Things to Do if You’re Barely Scraping By Financially, According to Experts
Life is too short to be scraping like an internet bot