COALITION OF KARENS, FEMINISTS, REDDITORS, UGGOS, AND “CHRISTIAN PHARISEES” CALL FOR END TO ALL BONERS 
Trump Signs Executive Order Banning Anyone From Noticing He’s Old 
All ‘Unsafe’ Uses of Generative AI Banned, Now Can Only Be Used to Take Your Job 
I’m THE JEFF, and I Just Gave You All Permission to Use My Name, Image, and Likeness Because I Am That Awesome 
Trump Executive Order Bans “Boring Corporate Rebrands” 
Disney’s Wish is a Masterpiece; Finally, a Movie for Girls Whose Dads Said No Sometimes
Forgive the late review, It took me a while to process all these feels
Gentle Reminder to Stop Saying Merry Christmas
Of course it's terrible, white people started it
Five Things I Want for Christmas from OJ WOLFSMASHER DOT COM (or Else)
Last Christmas, I gave you my clickbait. The very next day, you gave me a crappy sandwich
Five Brain Hacks That Will Improve Your Grind By At Least 53%!
Your grind needs help. Let me help you help it, ok?
Is it Ever Okay to Lie to Your Kids? Find Out the Controversial Answer Here.
Sometimes you have to bend the truth a little
I’m Not Antisemitic, I Just Hate Those Jews
It's not like I've been waiting for a chance to express these views or anything
Christmas Gifts are Economically Inefficient, Just Thoughtlessly Hand Me Money Instead
Cash: The economically purest expression of love.
Why You Should Be Worried About Christmas Lights
Another common household object that can kill you
Unlock Amazing Brains with Ancient Lost Technology!
How much ALL CAPS will it take for you to improve your life?