Wolfsmash Hits

I Went to Greenland to Resist Trump. It Was a Total Wasteland and the Service Was Awful.

I Went to Greenland to Resist Trump. It Was a Total Wasteland and the Service Was Awful.

Karen Plate-Crabdip January 30, 2026
Three Non-Woke NPCs Out Of 1000? Go Back to Russia

Three Non-Woke NPCs Out Of 1000? Go Back to Russia

Another A-hole Gamer January 29, 2026
Jimmy Butler Tears ‘Face ACL’ Complaining About His Own Team, Is Out For Season

Jimmy Butler Tears ‘Face ACL’ Complaining About His Own Team, Is Out For Season

Corb the Sports Dork January 27, 2026
FORGET HODLING: IT’S TIME TO SHORT THE HUMAN SOUL! THE FANDUEL BLACK-OPS PLAYBOOK!

FORGET HODLING: IT’S TIME TO SHORT THE HUMAN SOUL! THE FANDUEL BLACK-OPS PLAYBOOK!

Crypto Slap January 26, 2026
What I Learned About Community From Joining Five Different Discord Cults (Spoiler: It’s Weird)

What I Learned About Community From Joining Five Different Discord Cults (Spoiler: It’s Weird)

Sarai Hummus-Waterbiscuits January 23, 2026

Viral Bangers

DEAR GROK: Please Let Me Monetize All These Reply Guys Who Want Feet Pics

DEAR GROK: Please Let Me Monetize All These Reply Guys Who Want Feet Pics

Zoomie Jones-Parabolaface January 20, 2026
“X” Adds Next-Gen Privacy Feature That Takes Your Picture Every Ten Seconds

“X” Adds Next-Gen Privacy Feature That Takes Your Picture Every Ten Seconds

Nora Quizicalc January 19, 2026
dark mode

REAL POST: State of the Wolfsmashing Address: 2026

oj_wolfsm January 12, 2026
Forget TikTok – If You Want to See Insufferably Perfomative Zoomers in Portrait Mode, Try This New App

Forget TikTok – If You Want to See Insufferably Perfomative Zoomers in Portrait Mode, Try This New App

Zoomie Jones-Parabolaface November 7, 2025

You Have FOMO For These

NBA Makes Gambling Mandatory

NBA Makes Gambling Mandatory

Corb the Sports Dork October 23, 2025
Democrats Go After That Clown Vote

Democrats Go After That Clown Vote

Jane Canada October 22, 2025
The Trad Wife to ConservaSkank Pipeline: Can We Reverse It?

The Trad Wife to ConservaSkank Pipeline: Can We Reverse It?

Sarai Hummus-Waterbiscuits October 21, 2025
Does This Scented Candle I Took From the Work Break Room Have a Tracker Inside It?

Does This Scented Candle I Took From the Work Break Room Have a Tracker Inside It?

Slamara Cavendorsch October 17, 2025
ICE “Posthumously” “Deports” “Ricky Ricardo”

ICE “Posthumously” “Deports” “Ricky Ricardo”

Billly October 15, 2025