Wolfsmash Hits

Nobody Cares That Mecha Break Has Nice Butts In It

Nobody Cares That Mecha Break Has Nice Butts In It

Flavian Braggadoccio March 7, 2025
Trump Sends DOGE Goons to Egg Council Guy’s House to “Have a Little Chat.”

Trump Sends DOGE Goons to Egg Council Guy’s House to “Have a Little Chat.”

Billly March 6, 2025
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OH GREAT, SPIDERS CAN APPLY FOR JOBS NOW

THE JEFF March 4, 2025
Trump Updates Several Executive Orders With One Word: “Syke”

Trump Updates Several Executive Orders With One Word: “Syke”

Jane Canada March 3, 2025
New Jersey Drones EXPOSED!! Behind the Scenes of Biden’s Secret Plot to Impress Snooki

New Jersey Drones EXPOSED!! Behind the Scenes of Biden’s Secret Plot to Impress Snooki

Karen Plate-Crabdip January 6, 2025

Viral Bangers

They look so happy

SHOCKING! Ibram X Kendi and Robin DiAngelo Canonize Wokeness as a Religion, Say Jesus Didn’t Die For White People

Jesus Smith February 28, 2025
I Live With My High Testosterone Disability Every Day, What Happens If Elon Defunds My Treatments?

I Live With My High Testosterone Disability Every Day, What Happens If Elon Defunds My Treatments?

Markus Sbackson III February 27, 2025
Five Cool Things You Can Do With Old Reece’s Peanut Butter Cups

Five Cool Things You Can Do With Old Reece’s Peanut Butter Cups

Kasula Spinkman-Steed February 26, 2025
Trump Executive Order Requires All New Foods to ‘Taste Like Chicken.’

Trump Executive Order Requires All New Foods to ‘Taste Like Chicken.’

Jane Canada February 24, 2025

You Have FOMO For These

It’s Time For The NBA to Make All Shots Three Point Shots

It’s Time For The NBA to Make All Shots Three Point Shots

Corb the Sports Dork February 21, 2025
Civilization VII is a Woke TurboNightmare I Can’t Be Bothered to Play

Civilization VII is a Woke TurboNightmare I Can’t Be Bothered to Play

Another A-hole Gamer February 19, 2025
What was Michael Jackson Trying to Say When He Said “Hee Hee”? The Cry For Help That Boomers Ignored

What was Michael Jackson Trying to Say When He Said “Hee Hee”? The Cry For Help That Boomers Ignored

Karen Plate-Crabdip February 18, 2025
Trump Executive Order Renames Chimichangas to “Freedom Changas”

Trump Executive Order Renames Chimichangas to “Freedom Changas”

Jane Canada February 17, 2025
How to Become a Trillionaire in Five Years by Illegally Torrenting Every Book in Existence And Using That to Train Your AI.

How to Become a Trillionaire in Five Years by Illegally Torrenting Every Book in Existence And Using That to Train Your AI.

Markus Sbackson III February 14, 2025