COALITION OF KARENS, FEMINISTS, REDDITORS, UGGOS, AND “CHRISTIAN PHARISEES” CALL FOR END TO ALL BONERS 
Trump Signs Executive Order Banning Anyone From Noticing He’s Old 
All ‘Unsafe’ Uses of Generative AI Banned, Now Can Only Be Used to Take Your Job 
I’m THE JEFF, and I Just Gave You All Permission to Use My Name, Image, and Likeness Because I Am That Awesome 
Trump Executive Order Bans “Boring Corporate Rebrands” 
Have Too Much FOMO? Try This Miracle FOMO Cure You Don’t Want to Miss!
Turn your FOMO into JOMO with this one weird trick
Hollywood Had a Terrible 2023. It’s All Your Fault.
They don't make these movies for you. See them anyway.
Stop Being Attractive, It’s Harmful to Us Uggs
I didn't go through all that just to get dunked on by e-girls
OJ WOLFSMASHER DOT COM’s “Man of the Year” 2023: Parasocial Relationships
We salute the only thing that really mattered this year
You’ll Never Eat Kumquats Again After Reading These Lies About Kumquats
Just try and ignore the fact that these are lies, ok? You'd do it for a real site.
