DEAR GROK: Please Let Me Monetize All These Reply Guys Who Want Feet Pics 
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I Hate Men, Can I Also Direct Star Wars?
Pay me half as much to make twice the movie, Disney
I Hate You Because You Were Born Here, and Because People Who Looked Like You and I Stole This Land From People I Romanticize In My Head
You benefited from this thing that happened hundreds of years ago, admit it
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Like all great things, it can be a problem. Holmes.
