Stop Everything You’re Doing and Read This Immediately! The World is Running Out of Tacos 
Is Your Wi-fi Password Too Good? Why You Should Consider an Authorities-Guessable (AG) One Instead 
Trump Executive Order Bans Biden’s Ghost From Haunting White House 
What To Do If You Mistakenly Ingest Seed Oils 
The Shocking Truth About Apples: How Boomers Ruined Them, and What Happens Next 
Thanksgiving: America’s Original Nonconsensual Culture Holiday
You should feel bad about your Thanksgiving celebrations
Why “You’ll Own Nothing and Be Happy” Doesn’t Go Far Enough
How you can own less than nothing and be ecstatically delirious
Let’s Face It, Tolkien needed an update. Meet the NEW BREED of Elves!
With The Rings of Power, Amazon is correcting the wrongs of the past, one elf at a time.
My Journalistic Ethics Were Found Wanting – And It’s Gamers’ Fault
Fight the real enemy (tears picture of gamers)
A Real Modern Millennial Dilemma: Should I Move to LA or NYC?
Or should I winter in Chicago like some kind of slug person?
