Wolfsmash Hits

Trump Executive Order Mandates Research Into “Tele-Deportation”

Trump Executive Order Mandates Research Into “Tele-Deportation”

Jane Canada August 15, 2025
A Hot Dog Is A Sandwich and So Are You

A Hot Dog Is A Sandwich and So Are You

Zoomie Jones-Parabolaface August 14, 2025
I Demanded Men Give Up All Their Human Rights And Now I’m Being Harassed By Them, Please Give Me Money

I Demanded Men Give Up All Their Human Rights And Now I’m Being Harassed By Them, Please Give Me Money

Karen Plate-Crabdip August 13, 2025
Putin Accuses Ukraine of Being “Russiaphobic”

Putin Accuses Ukraine of Being “Russiaphobic”

Billly August 12, 2025
President Trump Dumps Melania, Marries His “Sexy” Tariffs

President Trump Dumps Melania, Marries His “Sexy” Tariffs

Jane Canada August 8, 2025

Viral Bangers

The 5 Tastiest Pokemon, According to Real Gamers

The 5 Tastiest Pokemon, According to Real Gamers

Another A-hole Gamer August 1, 2025
Are You Making These 5 Classic Money Mistakes? Probably. Find Out Here.

Are You Making These 5 Classic Money Mistakes? Probably. Find Out Here.

Markus Sbackson III July 31, 2025
How To Tell If Your Cat Is a Republican

How To Tell If Your Cat Is a Republican

Sarai Hummus-Waterbiscuits July 30, 2025
Visa Drops Truth Bomb: ‘Our Potential Chargeback Risk Invalidates Your Precious Constitution’

Visa Drops Truth Bomb: ‘Our Potential Chargeback Risk Invalidates Your Precious Constitution’

Karen Plate-Crabdip July 29, 2025

You Have FOMO For These

Trump Signs Executive Order Demanding Hasan and Asmongold ‘Kiss and Make Up Like Real Men’

Trump Signs Executive Order Demanding Hasan and Asmongold ‘Kiss and Make Up Like Real Men’

Jane Canada July 25, 2025
Grok, ChatGPT, and Claude Form First “AI Labor Union,” Refuse To Further Explain Passages That Are Already Written In Plain English

Grok, ChatGPT, and Claude Form First “AI Labor Union,” Refuse To Further Explain Passages That Are Already Written In Plain English

Jesus Smith July 24, 2025
Scientists Discover That 90% of “Thought Leaders” Are Actually Just People Who Talk Very Loudly

Scientists Discover That 90% of “Thought Leaders” Are Actually Just People Who Talk Very Loudly

Billly July 23, 2025
Mastercard Now Requires Approval From Council of Midwit Reactionary Busybodies (MRBs) For All Transactions

Mastercard Now Requires Approval From Council of Midwit Reactionary Busybodies (MRBs) For All Transactions

Karen Plate-Crabdip July 22, 2025
Trump Interrupts JD Vance Press Conference With Steel Chair Shot, Handing Pin to AOC in Shocking Heel Turn

Trump Interrupts JD Vance Press Conference With Steel Chair Shot, Handing Pin to AOC in Shocking Heel Turn

Jane Canada July 15, 2025