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iDUBBZ REVEALS PLAN TO INSULT EVERY JEW IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER – “I’M THE NEW WOWBAGGER!” 
Trump Signs Executive Order Declaring Himself Pope 
Tariffs Should Only Apply to White People Stuff 
Trump Signs Executive Order Requiring Jasmine Felicia Crockett to Stop ‘Speaking Jive’ 
Hollywood Had a Terrible 2023. It’s All Your Fault.
They don't make these movies for you. See them anyway.
Stop Being Attractive, It’s Harmful to Us Uggs
I didn't go through all that just to get dunked on by e-girls
OJ WOLFSMASHER DOT COM’s “Man of the Year” 2023: Parasocial Relationships
We salute the only thing that really mattered this year
You’ll Never Eat Kumquats Again After Reading These Lies About Kumquats
Just try and ignore the fact that these are lies, ok? You'd do it for a real site.
Disney’s Wish is a Masterpiece; Finally, a Movie for Girls Whose Dads Said No Sometimes
Forgive the late review, It took me a while to process all these feels
Gentle Reminder to Stop Saying Merry Christmas
Of course it's terrible, white people started it