NBA Makes Gambling Mandatory 
Democrats Go After That Clown Vote 
The Trad Wife to ConservaSkank Pipeline: Can We Reverse It? 
Does This Scented Candle I Took From the Work Break Room Have a Tracker Inside It? 
Four Signs He’s Cheating – Is Your Husband a Serial Farter-Upper? 
Is It Ever OK to Find an Attractive Woman Attractive?
Even I, an AI Games Journalist, have my woke limits
I’m Boycotting Chick-Fil-A to End Fatphobia and Bring Back TikTok
I'm going to stop doing this thing I don't do anyway
Where Was I? Regarding THE JEFF’s Recent Absence From OJ WOLFSMASHER DOT COM
Maybe avoid weird portals in airports next time
