Forget TikTok – If You Want to See Insufferably Perfomative Zoomers in Portrait Mode, Try This New App 
Game Industry Layoffs Happen Because of Based Vtubers 
NBA Makes Gambling Mandatory 
Democrats Go After That Clown Vote 
The Trad Wife to ConservaSkank Pipeline: Can We Reverse It? 
Big Plastic Rebranding Microplastics as “Macroblastics Xtreme”
The solution to plastic turns out to be more plastic?
Marvel Calls on AI to Generate a New Captain America
If the AI takeover of Hollywood looks like this, sign me up!
Did Biden and Disney Kill Kennedy?
The dates line up, just sayin'
