Flight Attendant Reveals How to Fly First Class For the Price of Economy (Spoiler: It’s All About Being as Important as Me) 
NCAA Outlaws Booing: “You Need to Sit There and Like It” 
One In Eight Men Die Of Prostate Cancer. Here’s How That Disproportionately Affects Women 
“Colonial Concepts” – Why Dungeons and Dragons 6th Edition is Finally Removing Dungeons, Dragons 
Bluesky Unveils New “MeToo” Button to Streamline Accusations of Sexual Misconduct 
Canada’s MAID Program Approved for Children; “Now We Never Have to Grow Up”
"Kids are human beings with the same rights as everyone," - Justin Trudeau
All Whites Evicted From Canada, Given Two Days to Find New Arrangements
Canada is basically just a bad movie you'd find on Tubi now.
Canada Hires Google Gemini to “Update Their Laws For Modern Audiences”
The future is a back-room deal between corpos and state-o's.
THE JEFF’S LAST ARTICLE EVER? Cringeworthy First Date Ideas!
You fear missing out on future THE JEFF articles, so read this one over and over again
Five Dirty Communist Myths About NFTs, Totally Debunked!
These fools can't handle real progress
Some People Say Disney Theme Parks are Too Expensive, But Those People are Just Broke
The best things in life are the opposite of free, actually
