Jesus Christ Was the Original Incel 
Trump Signs Executive Order Banning Anime: “I Don’t Get It.” 
In Final Moments, Biden Announces ERA, Welcomes Jimmy Carter as Next President. 
Introducing the New ‘Bro Bible’: Finally, a Bible Translation For Young Men! 
Help! I’m a Character in a Visual Novel, Master! (Stop Making Me Call You That! Ugh!) 
EXCLUSIVE: We interview the gaming executive who revolutionized gaming by removing all gameplay in “Loot Box Simulator.”
Maybe it's time for Gaming to finally ditch the gaming
Are You Living Your Life With Purpose? Probably Not. I Have a Quiz For That.
Find your non-fungible purpose today
Your Self-Esteem is Too Low. These Weird Tricks are Karen-Teed to Fix That! (Updated for 2024)
You no longer have to settle for loving yourself for who you are
Black Friday Deals on Amazon You Must Fear Missing
Get these gifts, people will talk behind your back (and say how cool you are)
Thanksgiving: Abraham Lincoln, Football, Video Games, Hot Babes, and Gratitude.
Thanksgiving is a day for turkey and referring to oneself in the third person
Can We Stop Buying Racist Snacks?
Maga snacks are not ok
Why ‘”Food Deserts?” What is This Crazy Language Urban Planners are Speaking?
I combed this food desert and all I found was moldy bread
The Government Is Making a Secret Super Virus to Control Our Minds, and They’re Using COVID-19 To Test It On Us
Beware the new hyper-feminist US Military
NEW POLL: 48% of men surveyed have never approached a woman. We ask men: Why aren’t you approaching women?
These fake results will surprise and shock you
BREAKING: Covid-19 Tries to Kill OJ Wolfsmasher, Fails
The forces that have conspired against ya boi have failed