HELP! TikTok Stole My Soul and Won’t Give It Back 
Trump Executive Order Requires All Chickens to Wear Tiny Surgical Masks 
I Ate a Ghost Pepper, and Now I’m Seeing Ghosts! (Weird True Story) 
Jesus Christ Was the Original Incel 
Trump Signs Executive Order Banning Anime: “I Don’t Get It.” 
Keep Your Grinchy Happy Holidays Crap Out of My Christmas, Please.
My holidays just got a little less happy
6 Things to Do if You’re Barely Scraping By Financially, According to Experts
Life is too short to be scraping like an internet bot
Top Five Signs You’re Not Living Your Best Life
Lifemaxxing is not just for the rich anymore
EXCLUSIVE: We interview the gaming executive who revolutionized gaming by removing all gameplay in “Loot Box Simulator.”
Maybe it's time for Gaming to finally ditch the gaming
Are You Living Your Life With Purpose? Probably Not. I Have a Quiz For That.
Find your non-fungible purpose today
Your Self-Esteem is Too Low. These Weird Tricks are Karen-Teed to Fix That! (Updated for 2024)
You no longer have to settle for loving yourself for who you are
Black Friday Deals on Amazon You Must Fear Missing
Get these gifts, people will talk behind your back (and say how cool you are)
Thanksgiving: Abraham Lincoln, Football, Video Games, Hot Babes, and Gratitude.
Thanksgiving is a day for turkey and referring to oneself in the third person
Can We Stop Buying Racist Snacks?
Maga snacks are not ok
Why ‘”Food Deserts?” What is This Crazy Language Urban Planners are Speaking?
I combed this food desert and all I found was moldy bread