Nobody Cares That Mecha Break Has Nice Butts In It 
Trump Sends DOGE Goons to Egg Council Guy’s House to “Have a Little Chat.” 
OH GREAT, SPIDERS CAN APPLY FOR JOBS NOW 
Trump Updates Several Executive Orders With One Word: “Syke” 
SHOCKING! Ibram X Kendi and Robin DiAngelo Canonize Wokeness as a Religion, Say Jesus Didn’t Die For White People 
💥💥💥💥💥 FIVE FEARLESS PREDICTIONS FOR 2024 THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND 💥💥💥💥💥
Two words: Pudding stocks
OJ WOLFSMASHER DOT COM’s “Man of the Year” 2023: Parasocial Relationships
We salute the only thing that really mattered this year
You’ll Never Eat Kumquats Again After Reading These Lies About Kumquats
Just try and ignore the fact that these are lies, ok? You'd do it for a real site.
Eggs: Miracle Food Pre-Packaged by God, or Cursed CIA Chicken Project Gone Wrong?
Have you ever thought about chickens?
Disney’s Wish is a Masterpiece; Finally, a Movie for Girls Whose Dads Said No Sometimes
Forgive the late review, It took me a while to process all these feels
Gentle Reminder to Stop Saying Merry Christmas
Of course it's terrible, white people started it
Five Things I Want for Christmas from OJ WOLFSMASHER DOT COM (or Else)
Last Christmas, I gave you my clickbait. The very next day, you gave me a crappy sandwich
I’m Mad That This Video Game That Everyone Knew Was a Scam, Turned Out to be a Scam.
No, it's not a survival MMO
Five Brain Hacks That Will Improve Your Grind By At Least 53%!
Your grind needs help. Let me help you help it, ok?
Is it Ever Okay to Lie to Your Kids? Find Out the Controversial Answer Here.
Sometimes you have to bend the truth a little