Forget TikTok – If You Want to See Insufferably Perfomative Zoomers in Portrait Mode, Try This New App 
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NBA Makes Gambling Mandatory 
Democrats Go After That Clown Vote 
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We need to get to the bottom of this
Evil is Good, Actually: Why Halloween Needs to Be Made Mandatory
Less legalized begging, more "The Purge"
Canada Outlaws Disagreeing With Women Online, California Soon to Follow
Mansplaining finally gets hit by consequence culture
FACT CHECK: Is Trump Just Jesus Reincarnated?
Second Coming has to come sometime, right?
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Start Preparing Now For Our Catless Future
Winter is coming, and cats are not gonna make it