Trump Executive Order Mandates Research Into “Tele-Deportation” 
A Hot Dog Is A Sandwich and So Are You 
I Demanded Men Give Up All Their Human Rights And Now I’m Being Harassed By Them, Please Give Me Money 
Putin Accuses Ukraine of Being “Russiaphobic” 
President Trump Dumps Melania, Marries His “Sexy” Tariffs 
A.I. Cures Cancer; AMA and Insurance Companies Sue OpenAI for “Unethical” Training Data, Demand Time Machine So They Can Go Back and Uncure It.
It would be a metaphor, but you people are trying to make it real
MMA Won’t Be Popular Until They Get Better Names
TITLES THAT GRAB, BROS THAT SLAY: WHY MMA NEEDS BETTER NAMES TO GO MAINSTREAM
CELEB NEWS!! This Actor Caught on Camera Eating a Live Baby Shark!
Tom Holland, Shark Enthusiast? So here’s the scoop, folks! This just in: an eyewitness has...
Dear OJ: I’m Short. Should I Drink Miracle Gro?
For legal purposes the answer is NO