Trump Executive Order Mandates Research Into “Tele-Deportation” 
A Hot Dog Is A Sandwich and So Are You 
I Demanded Men Give Up All Their Human Rights And Now I’m Being Harassed By Them, Please Give Me Money 
Putin Accuses Ukraine of Being “Russiaphobic” 
President Trump Dumps Melania, Marries His “Sexy” Tariffs 
Let’s Pretend Generations Only Last 10 Years So We Can Dunk On Generation Beta Sooner
As a millennial-turned-influencer-turned-cat-owner-turned-cat-ghost-owner, I am always looking for new ways to make money and stay...
Google’s New AI Will Start Talking Jive to You if You’re a Person of Colour
Will force close the browser if you're a jive turkey
Mountains are Mostly Fake. Aliens?
New revelations about terrain are wild
All Spotify Listeners are Complicit in Diddy’s Abuse, Should be Charged as Accomplices
Finally we can throw everyone in jail and defund the police
Does your Smart TV Know When You’re Looking at Butts?
In this day and age of smart tech taking over our lives, one question has...
