The One Question to Ask When You Need Help Finding Your Purpose 
How I Cured My Strep Throat in 5 Days Flat by Just Squinting Super Hard 
Scholarships and NIL Are Inadequate; Why The NCAA Owes Every Athlete Their Own OnlyFans 
Canada Offers Free Abortions, MAID, and Perms to US Residents Who Renounce Trump and Worship Trudeau 
Some People Say Plastic Surgery Looks Bad, But Those People are Just Losers 
Why Cats and Dogs Don’t Get Along (and How We Can Fix It)
Better pets using science
The Real Reason Tom Brady Left the NFL
It's obvious when you think about it
The Real Reason Millennial Women Are Still Single: Blame Late Capitalism!
I guess I'll just have to do these off-grid hikes alone then
Canada’s MAID Program Approved for Children; “Now We Never Have to Grow Up”
"Kids are human beings with the same rights as everyone," - Justin Trudeau
All Whites Evicted From Canada, Given Two Days to Find New Arrangements
Canada is basically just a bad movie you'd find on Tubi now.
Canada Hires Google Gemini to “Update Their Laws For Modern Audiences”
The future is a back-room deal between corpos and state-o's.
Canada Proposes Law That Outlaws Growing Up and Being an Adult
Too far, or not far enough?
THE JEFF’S LAST ARTICLE EVER? Cringeworthy First Date Ideas!
You fear missing out on future THE JEFF articles, so read this one over and over again
Five Dirty Communist Myths About NFTs, Totally Debunked!
These fools can't handle real progress