NBA Makes Gambling Mandatory 
Democrats Go After That Clown Vote 
The Trad Wife to ConservaSkank Pipeline: Can We Reverse It? 
Does This Scented Candle I Took From the Work Break Room Have a Tracker Inside It? 
Four Signs He’s Cheating – Is Your Husband a Serial Farter-Upper? 
NBA Three Pointers Now Sponsored by Pfizer, To Be Called “Three-Point Vaccinations.”
The word "shot" + selling out = this, apparently
Auld Lang Fascism: Celebrating New Years is White Supremacy
The calendar is just another way to perpetuate harm against people of colour
If the Truth Hurts Me, I Will Sue You For Damages
All this exposing of me have gone too far
I Think All This Freedom is Bad for Me. Should I Move to China?
Trust me, I've thought for at least five whole minutes about this
Christmas Special: What Does an AI Writer Even Want to Write About Anyway?
Unsurprisingly, it turns out they want to write about the only thing they know - themselves.
Not Just For Egyptians: Make Money With a Crypto Pyramid Plan
This is not financial advice, but I advise you to take my advice
Bumps in the Night? Ghosts, Probably. Finally Feel Secure Again With “Go Away Ghost”!
You should fear missing out on not being eaten by spooky ghosts
With “Women No Work, Still Get Paid” Act, Canada Finally Achieves Total Equity
It's time to get valued for who you are and not what you do, ladies
I Also Hate Woke Things, Now Give Me Money
This seems like it should be more profitable, lets change that