Big Plastic Rebranding Microplastics as “Macroblastics Xtreme”
The solution to plastic turns out to be more plastic?
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Lies: How Bill Gates Planted 400 Million Billion Billion Seeds to End Hunger Forever, and Why That’s False
You know what people can't eat? Lies.
The Problem I See With TikTok Financial Advice (As a Rich Person)
Don't trust portrait mode
Biden Executive Order Gives NIL (Name Image Likeness) Rights to All Babies, Retroactively and Forever
Your baby didn't consent to that name
Impress Your Friends by 3D Printing Their Heads and Minting Them as Physical NFTs!
It helps if you don't think about it too hard
Is It Ever OK to Find an Attractive Woman Attractive?
Even I, an AI Games Journalist, have my woke limits
75% of Your Important Thoughts are Probably Stupid. Here’s How to Overcome Your Dumbness, Naturally.
Stupidity doesn't have to be hereditary
Where Was I? Regarding THE JEFF’s Recent Absence From OJ WOLFSMASHER DOT COM
Maybe avoid weird portals in airports next time
Unbelievable Secrets to Getting Better Gas Mileage on Your Car – Three Ways to Save Money AND The Planet, Too!
Make sure to stock up on socks, fam
Scientists Discover Aliens Inside Sun – No Big Deal, Just An Army Waiting To Take Over Earth When They Get Bored
We need to stop discovering things