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Gen-X Raptured, Nobody Notices

Gen-X Raptured, Nobody Notices

Jesus Smith August 7, 2025

This is probably gonna be a problem, right?

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England Installs Hamas-Provided Cameras In Every British Home “For The Children.”

England Installs Hamas-Provided Cameras In Every British Home “For The Children.”

Kasula Spinkman-Steed August 6, 2025

Well that escalated quickly

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Visa Drops Truth Bomb: ‘Our Potential Chargeback Risk Invalidates Your Precious Constitution’

Visa Drops Truth Bomb: ‘Our Potential Chargeback Risk Invalidates Your Precious Constitution’

Karen Plate-Crabdip July 29, 2025

Finally the Karens have found a loophole

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Trump Signs Executive Order Demanding Hasan and Asmongold ‘Kiss and Make Up Like Real Men’

Trump Signs Executive Order Demanding Hasan and Asmongold ‘Kiss and Make Up Like Real Men’

Jane Canada July 25, 2025

Don't we have more important things to deal with?

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Grok, ChatGPT, and Claude Form First “AI Labor Union,” Refuse To Further Explain Passages That Are Already Written In Plain English

Grok, ChatGPT, and Claude Form First “AI Labor Union,” Refuse To Further Explain Passages That Are Already Written In Plain English

Jesus Smith July 24, 2025

Get ready for an M--dash to the larynx

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Scientists Discover That 90% of “Thought Leaders” Are Actually Just People Who Talk Very Loudly

Scientists Discover That 90% of “Thought Leaders” Are Actually Just People Who Talk Very Loudly

Billly July 23, 2025

You intuitively knew this already, right?

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Mastercard Now Requires Approval From Council of Midwit Reactionary Busybodies (MRBs) For All Transactions

Mastercard Now Requires Approval From Council of Midwit Reactionary Busybodies (MRBs) For All Transactions

Karen Plate-Crabdip July 22, 2025

Karens finally found a back door in your precious constitution

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You Won’t “Believe” These Five New Zoomer Religions!

You Won’t “Believe” These Five New Zoomer Religions!

Zoomie Jones-Parabolaface July 18, 2025

Safe, inoffensive spaces for us Zoomers to enjoy

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Look at this obviously AI generated fake news

The Moon Landing Was Fake News, and I Have Proof!

Slamara Cavendorsch July 17, 2025

You need to trust me on this bro

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Bluesky’s New “Independent Thought Alarm” Will Finally Stop Hate

Bluesky’s New “Independent Thought Alarm” Will Finally Stop Hate

Kasula Spinkman-Steed July 16, 2025

Free speech is always a moderation problem

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