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All ‘Unsafe’ Uses of Generative AI Banned, Now Can Only Be Used to Take Your Job

All ‘Unsafe’ Uses of Generative AI Banned, Now Can Only Be Used to Take Your Job

Kasula Spinkman-Steed August 29, 2025

We are finally safe from the bad conversations and pictures

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Trump Executive Order Mandates Research Into “Tele-Deportation”

Trump Executive Order Mandates Research Into “Tele-Deportation”

Jane Canada August 15, 2025

“It’s faster than a bullet train, folks!”

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I Demanded Men Give Up All Their Human Rights And Now I’m Being Harassed By Them, Please Give Me Money

I Demanded Men Give Up All Their Human Rights And Now I’m Being Harassed By Them, Please Give Me Money

Karen Plate-Crabdip August 13, 2025

Excuse me for being online and having a woman body

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Gen-X Raptured, Nobody Notices

Gen-X Raptured, Nobody Notices

Jesus Smith August 7, 2025

This is probably gonna be a problem, right?

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England Installs Hamas-Provided Cameras In Every British Home “For The Children.”

England Installs Hamas-Provided Cameras In Every British Home “For The Children.”

Kasula Spinkman-Steed August 6, 2025

Well that escalated quickly

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Visa Drops Truth Bomb: ‘Our Potential Chargeback Risk Invalidates Your Precious Constitution’

Visa Drops Truth Bomb: ‘Our Potential Chargeback Risk Invalidates Your Precious Constitution’

Karen Plate-Crabdip July 29, 2025

Finally the Karens have found a loophole

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Trump Signs Executive Order Demanding Hasan and Asmongold ‘Kiss and Make Up Like Real Men’

Trump Signs Executive Order Demanding Hasan and Asmongold ‘Kiss and Make Up Like Real Men’

Jane Canada July 25, 2025

Don't we have more important things to deal with?

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Grok, ChatGPT, and Claude Form First “AI Labor Union,” Refuse To Further Explain Passages That Are Already Written In Plain English

Grok, ChatGPT, and Claude Form First “AI Labor Union,” Refuse To Further Explain Passages That Are Already Written In Plain English

Jesus Smith July 24, 2025

Get ready for an M--dash to the larynx

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Scientists Discover That 90% of “Thought Leaders” Are Actually Just People Who Talk Very Loudly

Scientists Discover That 90% of “Thought Leaders” Are Actually Just People Who Talk Very Loudly

Billly July 23, 2025

You intuitively knew this already, right?

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Mastercard Now Requires Approval From Council of Midwit Reactionary Busybodies (MRBs) For All Transactions

Mastercard Now Requires Approval From Council of Midwit Reactionary Busybodies (MRBs) For All Transactions

Karen Plate-Crabdip July 22, 2025

Karens finally found a back door in your precious constitution

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