Sneak Peek Into the New Sport Sweeping the Nation: Extreme Cornhole!
Jarts, but for modern audiences
Sports
Cold Showers Are Good, But Not Good Enough: Try This Other Cold Thing Instead
Disclaimer: DO NOT do this
Have You Been Wearing Your Seatbelt Wrong This Entire Time? Find Out Here!
Want to live? Get a hot glue gun
Legal Experts Weigh In: Can You Be Forced to Worship Trump?
We games journalists need to get out ahead of this
OJ WOLFSMASHER DOT COM’s “Man of the Year” 2023: Parasocial Relationships
We salute the only thing that really mattered this year
Thanksgiving: Abraham Lincoln, Football, Video Games, Hot Babes, and Gratitude.
Thanksgiving is a day for turkey and referring to oneself in the third person
We Need to Bring Back COVID Lockdowns Until We Figure Out Exactly How the Houston Astros are Cheating This Year!
Fool me ten times, won't be fooled again
AI Picks Sports Games, Part II: AI vs. Human
With special guest human, totally real NFL player Pablo "The Pail" Parkeer
People Are Using This Weird Trick to Make Money on the Side. Find Out What It Is and Get in on the Action!
Don't get left behind - life is a literal race now.
Tic Tac Toe Online Should Have an Easy Mode for the Mentally Atypical, Womb-Americans, and Others Not as Good as Me.
Games should be equally fun for everyone at all times