Why Casting a Black Helen of Troy Isn’t Enough: The Case For a Hip-Hop Odyssey of Colour
Baz Luhrmann was right; old stories must be ruined
Politics
Stop Renting Your Digital Life! It’s Time To Become The Data Center With The New ‘HomeHub AI Personal Cloud Castle’!
It's like a cloud, but in your house.
Three Non-Woke NPCs Out Of 1000? Go Back to Russia
The main character looks like an impossible burger with limbs
Fable Features 1000 NPCs With Unique Schedules, Studio Promises All But Three Will Still Be ‘Harm-Reducingly Ugly’
Fable's Thousand-Character Promise Is A Beautiful, Uncomfortable Lie
BREAKING: How Mayor Mamdani’s Communist Agenda is Turning NYC into a Billionaire Building Buffet
Just in time for Cali billionaires to avoid the billionaire tax, amirite?
DEAR GROK: Please Let Me Monetize All These Reply Guys Who Want Feet Pics
We need to monetize this dystopia, Zoomie needs some Doordash
“X” Adds Next-Gen Privacy Feature That Takes Your Picture Every Ten Seconds
This is a good feature with zero possible downsides