Mountains are Mostly Fake. Aliens?
New revelations about terrain are wild
Politics
All Spotify Listeners are Complicit in Diddy’s Abuse, Should be Charged as Accomplices
Finally we can throw everyone in jail and defund the police
I Make Russian Propaganda Every Day; Where’s My Money?
The big shills get bigger, while I languish here
NaNoWriMo Flip-Flops on its Pro-AI Stance: “You Need to Crap Out Those 50,000 Words of Nonsense Yourself, or Else.”
at least it's not child grooming this time
Dear Haitians: Eat the Canadian Geese, Not American Cats, You Fools
Something about leading a horse to water should go here I think
Science Discovers Thing That Disproves All Previous Science – “You Must Believe This, Not That, Now.”
Brace yourselves, people, because the ground beneath our feet is trembling, and everything you thought...
HELL YES GIANT SPIDERS BUILT CAVES ON THE MOON, I TOTALLY CALLED IT!!
You people need to start listening to my insane ramblings