Did Biden and Disney Kill Kennedy?
The dates line up, just sayin'
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Disney Announces Wild Plan to Save Itself: A Live Action “Fantastic Planet” Remake, Updated for Modern Audiences
This could not possibly fail, right?
Disney Announces “AI Live-Action Remake” of “Wish”
The winning streak continues
Reading Rainbow Was Always Woke (and so were Pudding Pops)
Levar Burton is a dark vortex of bad ideas
THE JEFF’S LAST ARTICLE EVER? Cringeworthy First Date Ideas!
You fear missing out on future THE JEFF articles, so read this one over and over again
Some People Say Disney Theme Parks are Too Expensive, But Those People are Just Broke
The best things in life are the opposite of free, actually
I Hate Men, Can I Also Direct Star Wars?
Pay me half as much to make twice the movie, Disney
The Barbie Movie: Even Without Monchichis, It Should Win Every Oscar
Why do men win all the awards?
The Force is a Dude: Three Reasons Why Women Shouldn’t Have a Voice in Star Wars
Do we have to ruin everything cool?
Hollywood Had a Terrible 2023. It’s All Your Fault.
They don't make these movies for you. See them anyway.