AMAZON UNILATERALLY DECLARES THE HOBBIT ‘NON-CANONICAL’, BLOWS UP TOLKIEN FOUNDATION
Frodo never existed, eat it CHUDs
Movies
Motion pictures
Why We Need a New “Planet of the Apes” Trilogy, Pronto
I know just how to save Hollywood
SCIENCE FACTS EXPOSED!! The Dinosaurs Died Because They Were Cringe
Cringe scientists warn birds could be next
How the French Ruined “Joker: Folle a` Deux” (By Adding Ugly People and Sex, As Usual)
The reverse apostrophe should have tipped us off
Men Need to Start Lying and Saying “The Rings of Power” is Good, or More Women Will Die
On the harm of liking only good things
CELEB NEWS!! This Actor Caught on Camera Eating a Live Baby Shark!
Tom Holland, Shark Enthusiast? So here’s the scoop, folks! This just in: an eyewitness has...
The NBA is Now the Nepotism Basketball Association
The new NBA is basically Muppet Babies
Marvel Calls on AI to Generate a New Captain America
If the AI takeover of Hollywood looks like this, sign me up!
Did Biden and Disney Kill Kennedy?
The dates line up, just sayin'