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It Wasn’t Chupacabras After All: Meet the Woman Who’s Been Abducting Cattle From Mexico For Years!
This OG girlboss will steal your cows
Have Too Much FOMO? Try This Miracle FOMO Cure You Don’t Want to Miss!
Turn your FOMO into JOMO with this one weird trick
Have Old Cans of Food in Your Cupboard? Turn Them Into Physical NFTs and Make Bank!
You can put anything on the blockchain
You’ll Love This Ingenious New Way to Cook Bacon Without a Stove (Not Clickbait)
You're gonna wish you thought of this
OJ WOLFSMASHER DOT COM’s “Man of the Year” 2023: Parasocial Relationships
We salute the only thing that really mattered this year
You’ll Never Eat Kumquats Again After Reading These Lies About Kumquats
Just try and ignore the fact that these are lies, ok? You'd do it for a real site.
Eggs: Miracle Food Pre-Packaged by God, or Cursed CIA Chicken Project Gone Wrong?
Have you ever thought about chickens?
Five Things I Want for Christmas from OJ WOLFSMASHER DOT COM (or Else)
Last Christmas, I gave you my clickbait. The very next day, you gave me a crappy sandwich