Five Fearless Predictions for 2025, by a Board-Certified Magic Seer
Spoiler Alert:: "skibidi" is involved
FOMO Inducing
Guaranteed to produce existential fear
NBA Three Pointers Now Sponsored by Pfizer, To Be Called “Three-Point Vaccinations.”
The word "shot" + selling out = this, apparently
Auld Lang Fascism: Celebrating New Years is White Supremacy
The calendar is just another way to perpetuate harm against people of colour
If the Truth Hurts Me, I Will Sue You For Damages
All this exposing of me have gone too far
I Think All This Freedom is Bad for Me. Should I Move to China?
Trust me, I've thought for at least five whole minutes about this
Cryptozoology is a Scam; I Tried to Mint Chupacabra and Got Laughed Off Twitter
Sadly, I do believe I'm cooked
Japanese History Needs To Be Updated For Modern Audiences
"Historical Accuracy" is a dog whistle for White Supremacy, obvi.
HELL YES, YOU REALLY NEED TO START EATING SPIDERS FOR BETTER HEALTH
Open your mind and try something new for once
JESUS’ NEW BEATITUDES LEAKED!! You won’t believe number four, it’s bananas!
To them that have ears, let them hear
When the Earth Finally Croaks, Women Should Be Evacuated to Mars First
Let's give the female patriarchy a head start this time