Trump Executive Order Mandates Research Into “Tele-Deportation”
“It’s faster than a bullet train, folks!”
FOMO Inducing
Guaranteed to produce existential fear
A Hot Dog Is A Sandwich and So Are You
In which Zoomie coins the term "skin-bun"
President Trump Dumps Melania, Marries His “Sexy” Tariffs
Someone should investigate why this guy loves tariffs so much
Gen-X Raptured, Nobody Notices
This is probably gonna be a problem, right?
Crystal Pepsi Was Never Real: How The Past Lies To Us
A clear version of Pepsi...how gullible do you think THE JEFF is?
Japanese History Needs To Be Updated For Modern Audiences
"Historical Accuracy" is a dog whistle for White Supremacy, obvi.
HELL YES, YOU REALLY NEED TO START EATING SPIDERS FOR BETTER HEALTH
Open your mind and try something new for once
