Throw Away your Vacuums! Meet the New AI That Cleans Your Carpet and Your Life!
Finally a good use for AI
FOMO Inducing
Guaranteed to produce existential fear
Confused Corporate Executives Left Wondering How to Pander Effectively in 2025
Turns out America isn't that bad, who knew?
HELP! TikTok Stole My Soul and Won’t Give It Back
Sometimes websites come back
Trump Executive Order Requires All Chickens to Wear Tiny Surgical Masks
Finally, a clear plan forward for the egg crisis
I Ate a Ghost Pepper, and Now I’m Seeing Ghosts! (Weird True Story)
Names exist for a reason I guess
Cryptozoology is a Scam; I Tried to Mint Chupacabra and Got Laughed Off Twitter
Sadly, I do believe I'm cooked
Japanese History Needs To Be Updated For Modern Audiences
"Historical Accuracy" is a dog whistle for White Supremacy, obvi.
HELL YES, YOU REALLY NEED TO START EATING SPIDERS FOR BETTER HEALTH
Open your mind and try something new for once
JESUS’ NEW BEATITUDES LEAKED!! You won’t believe number four, it’s bananas!
To them that have ears, let them hear
When the Earth Finally Croaks, Women Should Be Evacuated to Mars First
Let's give the female patriarchy a head start this time