Why We Need a New “Planet of the Apes” Trilogy, Pronto
I know just how to save Hollywood
Finance
High finance and financial advice. Do not follow this advice.
Nintendo Retroactively Patents All Video Games, Sues Everyone in the World
Palworld was only the beginning
Cryptozoology is a Scam; I Tried to Mint Chupacabra and Got Laughed Off Twitter
Sadly, I do believe I'm cooked
Is Your Teen Secretly Using Generative AI? Probably. Here’s Why Parents Are About to be Replaced
Meet the new Mom, different from the old Mom
I Make Russian Propaganda Every Day; Where’s My Money?
The big shills get bigger, while I languish here
I Think My Smart Litter Box Just Ate My Cat
Always read the EULA
It’s Time To Rebrand Iceland. I Suggest “Funland”
Them kids, they love the fun
Labor Day: The Government’s Secret Plot to Keep You Broke and Boring
No off days allowed in the grindset
Simple Ways You Can Make Late Capitalism the Best Capitalism
"We love it here"
The Unsettling Chinese Obsession With Pale Skin (I’ve Never Seen a Chinese Person)
Boycott everything white until it stops