NCAA PREDICTIONS!! Which Hated and Entitled NIL Nightmare Team Will Win It All This Year?
Clearly we need to pay these guys even more, they're not annoying enough
Finance
High finance and financial advice. Do not follow this advice.
The McDonalds CEO Is Correct, Actually: How To Eat Your Burger Like a Boss
Burgermaxxing beats Burgermogging, and rich people know this
POLL: 87% of Zoomers and Millennials Don’t Care That Every Basketball Player Travels Every Time They Touch the Ball, Old Man
It's called a "gather step" you dinosaur
Netflix’s Narnia Removes Lions, Witches, and Wardrobes, Centers Mr. Tumnus’ Struggles
Today I coined "misogynocolonistical" - you're welcome.
As a Costco Shareholder, I Think Costco Hot Dogs Should Cost Eight Bucks
I have a dog in this fight, and that dog needs to cost more.
Three Non-Woke NPCs Out Of 1000? Go Back to Russia
The main character looks like an impossible burger with limbs
FORGET HODLING: IT’S TIME TO SHORT THE HUMAN SOUL! THE FANDUEL BLACK-OPS PLAYBOOK!
Clearly someone needs more influencer affiliate links
What I Learned About Community From Joining Five Different Discord Cults (Spoiler: It’s Weird)
I'd claim Discord servers are the new Moonies, but I'm too young to know what those are.
BREAKING: How Mayor Mamdani’s Communist Agenda is Turning NYC into a Billionaire Building Buffet
Just in time for Cali billionaires to avoid the billionaire tax, amirite?