Confused Corporate Executives Left Wondering How to Pander Effectively in 2025
Turns out America isn't that bad, who knew?
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Trump Executive Order Requires All Chickens to Wear Tiny Surgical Masks
Finally, a clear plan forward for the egg crisis
Trump Signs Executive Order Banning Anime: “I Don’t Get It.”
Too far? Or not far enough?
Want to Get Rich? Listen to Me, a Rich Person (It’s Not What You Think)
Let me help you help yourself like I helped myself
Five Fearless Predictions for 2025, by a Board-Certified Magic Seer
Spoiler Alert:: "skibidi" is involved
Not Just For Egyptians: Make Money With a Crypto Pyramid Plan
This is not financial advice, but I advise you to take my advice
Bumps in the Night? Ghosts, Probably. Finally Feel Secure Again With “Go Away Ghost”!
You should fear missing out on not being eaten by spooky ghosts
With “Women No Work, Still Get Paid” Act, Canada Finally Achieves Total Equity
It's time to get valued for who you are and not what you do, ladies
Entire World Fails the “Don’t Celebrate Murder Challenge”
In a shocking display of internet insensitivity, people across the globe have been celebrating the...