Reading Rainbow Was Always Woke (and so were Pudding Pops)
Levar Burton is a dark vortex of bad ideas
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“Culture”
Why Are CHUDs Mad About BBQ Sauce? Read This (And Nothing Else) For the Answer
Weirdos are obsessed with BBQ sauce now
When the Earth Finally Croaks, Women Should Be Evacuated to Mars First
Let's give the female patriarchy a head start this time
When This Starlet Wore This, This Other Unrelated Thing Happened
Sometimes you need to bait the clicks
Why Cats and Dogs Don’t Get Along (and How We Can Fix It)
Better pets using science
The Real Reason Tom Brady Left the NFL
It's obvious when you think about it
The Real Reason Millennial Women Are Still Single: Blame Late Capitalism!
I guess I'll just have to do these off-grid hikes alone then
Canada’s MAID Program Approved for Children; “Now We Never Have to Grow Up”
"Kids are human beings with the same rights as everyone," - Justin Trudeau
All Whites Evicted From Canada, Given Two Days to Find New Arrangements
Canada is basically just a bad movie you'd find on Tubi now.
Canada Hires Google Gemini to “Update Their Laws For Modern Audiences”
The future is a back-room deal between corpos and state-o's.