The Unsettling Chinese Obsession With Pale Skin (I’ve Never Seen a Chinese Person)
Boycott everything white until it stops
Culture
“Culture”
We Need More Queerstorical Representation; Let’s Make Lincoln Gay
He's Honest Abe But Better
“Alexa, Where Do My Enemies Live?” – How AI Assistants Will Help Us Fix Our Problems…Permanently
Look, we’ve all had that moment – you know, where you’re sitting at home eating...
Are You Safe? Probably Not. Here’s Why.
Your intrusive thoughts may have a point
I Tried to Attend “Electoral College”: Let’s End This Barbaric Fake School So Democrats Always Win.
TIL the Electoral College is BS
Are You a “Reply Guy?” Why You Should Always Reply to Things on the Internet
Yo, it’s THE JEFF, hot off the press with some sage advice for you internet...
I Can’t Relate to the Olympics Anymore; It’s Time to Add More People of Size
The Olympics must increase mass to reduce harm
I Can’t Relate to the Olympics Anymore; It’s Time to Add More Hot Chicks
I'm just trying to be helpful here
I’m Not Racist, I’m Just Allergic to People of Colour.
I’m not a racist, I’m allergic. It’s a real thing, people! My doctor told me...
