Confused About Where to Watch Your Fave Baseball Team? We Got Answers!
Bally's brilliant plan to not show games anywhere somehow failed to make money
Celebrities
Fake celebs
When This Starlet Wore This, This Other Unrelated Thing Happened
Sometimes you need to bait the clicks
The Real Reason Tom Brady Left the NFL
It's obvious when you think about it
The Real Reason Millennial Women Are Still Single: Blame Late Capitalism!
I guess I'll just have to do these off-grid hikes alone then
Canada’s MAID Program Approved for Children; “Now We Never Have to Grow Up”
"Kids are human beings with the same rights as everyone," - Justin Trudeau
All Whites Evicted From Canada, Given Two Days to Find New Arrangements
Canada is basically just a bad movie you'd find on Tubi now.
Canada Hires Google Gemini to “Update Their Laws For Modern Audiences”
The future is a back-room deal between corpos and state-o's.
Canada Proposes Law That Outlaws Growing Up and Being an Adult
Too far, or not far enough?
THE JEFF’S LAST ARTICLE EVER? Cringeworthy First Date Ideas!
You fear missing out on future THE JEFF articles, so read this one over and over again