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I Can Feel My City Sinking and I Blame Trump

I Can Feel My City Sinking and I Blame Trump

Karen Plate-Crabdip June 17, 2025

Hey! Something terrifying is happening in cities all across America—and guess who’s to blame? That’s...

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GOD, TO INTERNET: “STOP TRYING TO MAKE RACISM A THING. YES, YOU TOO.”

GOD, TO INTERNET: “STOP TRYING TO MAKE RACISM A THING. YES, YOU TOO.”

Jesus Smith June 10, 2025

'Bout time we got some prophets up in here

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Flight Attendant Reveals How to Fly First Class For the Price of Economy (Spoiler: It’s All About Being as Important as Me)

Flight Attendant Reveals How to Fly First Class For the Price of Economy (Spoiler: It’s All About Being as Important as Me)

Markus Sbackson III June 5, 2025

I'm important so give me mammon

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NCAA Outlaws Booing: “You Need to Sit There and Like It”

NCAA Outlaws Booing: “You Need to Sit There and Like It”

Corb the Sports Dork June 4, 2025

Stop badmouthing our investments

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Bluesky Unveils New “MeToo” Button to Streamline Accusations of Sexual Misconduct

Bluesky Unveils New “MeToo” Button to Streamline Accusations of Sexual Misconduct

Kasula Spinkman-Steed May 29, 2025

It's about time somebody made this

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Trump Signs Executive Order Requiring Harvard to Teach “Underwater Basket Weaving LOL”

Trump Signs Executive Order Requiring Harvard to Teach “Underwater Basket Weaving LOL”

Jane Canada May 28, 2025

LOL indeed

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“Having to Explain to Boomers Why ‘Chicken Jockey’ is Funny (HTETBWCJIF) Syndrome” is Literally Killing Zoomers.

“Having to Explain to Boomers Why ‘Chicken Jockey’ is Funny (HTETBWCJIF) Syndrome” is Literally Killing Zoomers.

Zoomie Jones-Parabolaface May 21, 2025

What's not to get, olds?

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Trump Signs Executive Order Requiring AI Darth Vader to Keep Saying Slurs in Fortnite

Trump Signs Executive Order Requiring AI Darth Vader to Keep Saying Slurs in Fortnite

Jane Canada May 20, 2025

New Free Speech battlezone just dropped

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How to Become a Crypto Influencer As Cool As Me in Five Easy Steps (Even If Stupid)

How to Become a Crypto Influencer As Cool As Me in Five Easy Steps (Even If Stupid)

Crypto Slap May 16, 2025

Become me, or die. There are no other choices.

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Trump Signs Executive Order Requiring Theater Kids to Stop Acting So Weird

Trump Signs Executive Order Requiring Theater Kids to Stop Acting So Weird

Jane Canada May 15, 2025

Ok but define "weird"

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