Jonah Hill Has Been Secretly Canadian This Whole Time
I have to re-evaluate my whole life now
Fake celebs
I have to re-evaluate my whole life now
Oh look the Yankees are winning again
You know what people can't eat? Lies.
If the AI takeover of Hollywood looks like this, sign me up!
The dates line up, just sayin'
Your baby didn't consent to that name
This could not possibly fail, right?
I'm going to stop doing this thing I don't do anyway
No matter your side or derangement syndrome level, you can be the winner
As a millennial writer for OJ WOLFSMAKER DOT COM, I constantly try to prove that...