COALITION OF KARENS, FEMINISTS, REDDITORS, UGGOS, AND “CHRISTIAN PHARISEES” CALL FOR END TO ALL BONERS
“IT’S A MORAL CRISIS,” SAYS WOMAN WHO ONCE JUDGED A CUPCAKE COMPETITION
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Trump Signs Executive Order Banning Anyone From Noticing He’s Old
"I can't take a week off to rest my bones?"
I’m THE JEFF, and I Just Gave You All Permission to Use My Name, Image, and Likeness Because I Am That Awesome
When others are reserving rights, THE JEFF is protecting yours
Trump Executive Order Bans “Boring Corporate Rebrands”
In a move that has left marketing executives and corporate branding teams scrambling to update...
OJ’s Tweets: A Journey into Madness and Paranoia
What's going on here with my boss, and why do I care?
Yankees Buy Brewers, Now Have Best Record In Baseball
Yankees Buy Brewers, Now Have Best Record In Baseball You know how I’m always saying...
Trump Executive Order Mandates Research Into “Tele-Deportation”
“It’s faster than a bullet train, folks!”
Putin Accuses Ukraine of Being “Russiaphobic”
Hey there, folks! Billly’s back with some spicy international drama that has everyone from the...
President Trump Dumps Melania, Marries His “Sexy” Tariffs
Someone should investigate why this guy loves tariffs so much