It’s Time For The NBA to Make All Shots Three Point Shots
More points = more excitement, obvs
Celebrities
Fake celebs
What was Michael Jackson Trying to Say When He Said “Hee Hee”? The Cry For Help That Boomers Ignored
Our generation is responsible for all bad things
Trump Executive Order Renames Chimichangas to “Freedom Changas”
We're gonna run out of things to rename
I’m the Hatsune Miku of Clickbait Blog Writers, and I Love You
Get ready for clickbait Miku
Trump Executive Order Overturns International Women’s Day
This is just a political football, and yes it's safe to make sports analogies again
It’s Time to Admit That People of Colour Invented Mayonnaise
For years, the white folks have been telling wild stories about the history of mayonnaise....
Isn’t It About Time We Brought Back Hair Metal For a Modern Audience?
Round and round, hair will find a way just give it time
Trump Executive Order Bans Unconventionally Spelled First Names
No more Millennial names, please
Confused Corporate Executives Left Wondering How to Pander Effectively in 2025
Turns out America isn't that bad, who knew?
HELP! TikTok Stole My Soul and Won’t Give It Back
Sometimes websites come back