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Hollywood Had a Terrible 2023. It’s All Your Fault.
They don't make these movies for you. See them anyway.
OJ WOLFSMASHER DOT COM’s “Man of the Year” 2023: Parasocial Relationships
We salute the only thing that really mattered this year
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I’m Not Antisemitic, I Just Hate Those Jews
It's not like I've been waiting for a chance to express these views or anything
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Keep Your Grinchy Happy Holidays Crap Out of My Christmas, Please.
My holidays just got a little less happy
