Apologies
OJ WOLFSMASHER DOT COM’s “Man of the Year” 2023: Parasocial Relationships
We salute the only thing that really mattered this year
You’ll Never Eat Kumquats Again After Reading These Lies About Kumquats
Just try and ignore the fact that these are lies, ok? You'd do it for a real site.
I’m Not Antisemitic, I Just Hate Those Jews
It's not like I've been waiting for a chance to express these views or anything
Unlock Amazing Brains with Ancient Lost Technology!
How much ALL CAPS will it take for you to improve your life?
Keep Your Grinchy Happy Holidays Crap Out of My Christmas, Please.
My holidays just got a little less happy
Why ‘”Food Deserts?” What is This Crazy Language Urban Planners are Speaking?
I combed this food desert and all I found was moldy bread
