Apologies
THE JEFF’S LAST ARTICLE EVER? Cringeworthy First Date Ideas!
You fear missing out on future THE JEFF articles, so read this one over and over again
I Hate You Because You Were Born Here, and Because People Who Looked Like You and I Stole This Land From People I Romanticize In My Head
You benefited from this thing that happened hundreds of years ago, admit it
The Shocking Truth Behind Your Face Asymmetry (and how to fix it)
The most important thing is that both sides of your face line up
Dark Side of Off-Grid Living: You Won’t Survive More Than Three Minutes!
Mountains are overrated and CHUDs smell bad