If You Need to Marry Your Toaster, You Should Move to This State
If you love your toaster, why don't you marry it?
Apologies
To Fight Climate Change, we need to Thanos the population. Let’s Start With Bangladesh or Zoomers
We need another Infinity Gauntlet to sort out the Climate Crisis
Are You Living in a Digital Prison? Take This Quiz and Find Out
This post is sponsored, but don't even worry about it
Hollywood Had a Terrible 2023. It’s All Your Fault.
They don't make these movies for you. See them anyway.
💥💥💥💥💥 FIVE FEARLESS PREDICTIONS FOR 2024 THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND 💥💥💥💥💥
Two words: Pudding stocks
OJ WOLFSMASHER DOT COM’s “Man of the Year” 2023: Parasocial Relationships
We salute the only thing that really mattered this year
You’ll Never Eat Kumquats Again After Reading These Lies About Kumquats
Just try and ignore the fact that these are lies, ok? You'd do it for a real site.
I’m Not Antisemitic, I Just Hate Those Jews
It's not like I've been waiting for a chance to express these views or anything
Unlock Amazing Brains with Ancient Lost Technology!
How much ALL CAPS will it take for you to improve your life?
Drop 17 Pounds In Two Weeks By Only Drinking This One Weird Liquid!
This post is not health advice, fools