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Does your Smart TV Know When You’re Looking at Butts?
In this day and age of smart tech taking over our lives, one question has...
Dear Haitians: Eat the Canadian Geese, Not American Cats, You Fools
Something about leading a horse to water should go here I think
Science Discovers Thing That Disproves All Previous Science – “You Must Believe This, Not That, Now.”
Brace yourselves, people, because the ground beneath our feet is trembling, and everything you thought...
Are You Safe? Probably Not. Here’s Why.
Your intrusive thoughts may have a point
I’m Not Racist, I’m Just Allergic to People of Colour.
I’m not a racist, I’m allergic. It’s a real thing, people! My doctor told me...
How to Heat Your Home with Just One Spare Cat and a Modified Treadmill
I can't be the first person to think of this
Finally! I Was Diagnosed With Poor Person Blindness, Here’s How That Disability Affects Me
It's finally time for you to educate yourself about my plight
My Garbageman Smells Weird; Can I Replace Him With A.I.?
So my Garbageman (Garbage person? Garbage human?) has been acting a little weird lately. It’s...