Hollywood Had a Terrible 2023. It’s All Your Fault.
They don't make these movies for you. See them anyway.
Apologies
💥💥💥💥💥 FIVE FEARLESS PREDICTIONS FOR 2024 THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND 💥💥💥💥💥
Two words: Pudding stocks
OJ WOLFSMASHER DOT COM’s “Man of the Year” 2023: Parasocial Relationships
We salute the only thing that really mattered this year
You’ll Never Eat Kumquats Again After Reading These Lies About Kumquats
Just try and ignore the fact that these are lies, ok? You'd do it for a real site.
I’m Not Antisemitic, I Just Hate Those Jews
It's not like I've been waiting for a chance to express these views or anything
Unlock Amazing Brains with Ancient Lost Technology!
How much ALL CAPS will it take for you to improve your life?
Drop 17 Pounds In Two Weeks By Only Drinking This One Weird Liquid!
This post is not health advice, fools
Keep Your Grinchy Happy Holidays Crap Out of My Christmas, Please.
My holidays just got a little less happy
Are You Living Your Life With Purpose? Probably Not. I Have a Quiz For That.
Find your non-fungible purpose today
Why ‘”Food Deserts?” What is This Crazy Language Urban Planners are Speaking?
I combed this food desert and all I found was moldy bread