Dear Haitians: Eat the Canadian Geese, Not American Cats, You Fools
Something about leading a horse to water should go here I think
Apologies
Science Discovers Thing That Disproves All Previous Science – “You Must Believe This, Not That, Now.”
Brace yourselves, people, because the ground beneath our feet is trembling, and everything you thought...
Who’s to Blame: Men or Women? The Surprising Answer, According to Pseudoscience
Not that surprising actually
Are You Safe? Probably Not. Here’s Why.
Your intrusive thoughts may have a point
I’m Not Racist, I’m Just Allergic to People of Colour.
I’m not a racist, I’m allergic. It’s a real thing, people! My doctor told me...
How to Heat Your Home with Just One Spare Cat and a Modified Treadmill
I can't be the first person to think of this
Finally! I Was Diagnosed With Poor Person Blindness, Here’s How That Disability Affects Me
It's finally time for you to educate yourself about my plight
My Garbageman Smells Weird; Can I Replace Him With A.I.?
So my Garbageman (Garbage person? Garbage human?) has been acting a little weird lately. It’s...
Unpopular Opinion: It’s Time to Stop Trying to Assassinate Presidential Candidates
Someone apparently needs to say it; might as well be us.
ADHD is Good, Actually (Not Misinformation Probably)
Is it possible that Zoomers are just misunderstood?