Trump Updates Several Executive Orders With One Word: “Syke”
We knew it was too good to be true
Apologies
What was Michael Jackson Trying to Say When He Said “Hee Hee”? The Cry For Help That Boomers Ignored
Our generation is responsible for all bad things
I’m the Hatsune Miku of Clickbait Blog Writers, and I Love You
Get ready for clickbait Miku
It’s Time to Admit That People of Colour Invented Mayonnaise
For years, the white folks have been telling wild stories about the history of mayonnaise....
I Ate a Ghost Pepper, and Now I’m Seeing Ghosts! (Weird True Story)
Names exist for a reason I guess
Trudeau’s Plan to Annex U.S. Leads To Canada Firing Him As Premier
Operation Continental Fix was the last straw in a huge box of straws
Christmas Special: What Does an AI Writer Even Want to Write About Anyway?
Unsurprisingly, it turns out they want to write about the only thing they know - themselves.
With “Women No Work, Still Get Paid” Act, Canada Finally Achieves Total Equity
It's time to get valued for who you are and not what you do, ladies
Stock Advice For Young Women in the Trump Era – You Can Think of a Way to Thank Me Later
Young women are angry, and I can help