Apologies
How to Register Your Cat to Vote (A Necessary Evil to Save Democracy)
I found a loophole in the SAVE act, sorry not sorry
As a Costco Shareholder, I Think Costco Hot Dogs Should Cost Eight Bucks
I have a dog in this fight, and that dog needs to cost more.
“X” Adds Next-Gen Privacy Feature That Takes Your Picture Every Ten Seconds
This is a good feature with zero possible downsides
NBA Makes Gambling Mandatory
Fandom is becoming Pay-to-Win, finally.
NEW FOR 2025! Make Halloween Better With This Evil Product I’m Shilling
As we all know, Halloween is a sham, a charade, a cloyingly saccharine shadow of...
Borderlands 4 Review: A Premium Cash Grab for Premium Hypocrites
Randy Pitchford deleted this the first time, this words need to be read