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You Won’t “Believe” These Five New Zoomer Religions!

You Won’t “Believe” These Five New Zoomer Religions!

Zoomie Jones-Parabolaface July 18, 2025

Safe, inoffensive spaces for us Zoomers to enjoy

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Bet – Why Boomers Shouldn’t Be Allowed Near TikTok: A Comprehensive Guide

Bet – Why Boomers Shouldn’t Be Allowed Near TikTok: A Comprehensive Guide

Zoomie Jones-Parabolaface June 24, 2025

Bet. Then bet again. I mean it.

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“Having to Explain to Boomers Why ‘Chicken Jockey’ is Funny (HTETBWCJIF) Syndrome” is Literally Killing Zoomers.

“Having to Explain to Boomers Why ‘Chicken Jockey’ is Funny (HTETBWCJIF) Syndrome” is Literally Killing Zoomers.

Zoomie Jones-Parabolaface May 21, 2025

What's not to get, olds?

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