THE JEFF
Crystal Pepsi Was Never Real: How The Past Lies To Us
A clear version of Pepsi...how gullible do you think THE JEFF is?
OH GREAT, SPIDERS CAN APPLY FOR JOBS NOW
AS IF WE DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH PROBLEMS
I Think All This Freedom is Bad for Me. Should I Move to China?
Trust me, I've thought for at least five whole minutes about this
Why the “Headbutt a Kinkajou” TikTok Challenge is GENIUS
* Please do not headbutt any wild animals – OJ Alright, alright, alright! You know...
HELL YES GIANT SPIDERS BUILT CAVES ON THE MOON, I TOTALLY CALLED IT!!
You people need to start listening to my insane ramblings