I Have Three Phones and a Pitbull—Am I Ready for a Trump-onarchy?
Spoiler: No, But At Least My Wi-Fi Is Secure
THE JEFF
I’m THE JEFF, and I Just Gave You All Permission to Use My Name, Image, and Likeness Because I Am That Awesome
When others are reserving rights, THE JEFF is protecting yours
Crystal Pepsi Was Never Real: How The Past Lies To Us
A clear version of Pepsi...how gullible do you think THE JEFF is?
OH GREAT, SPIDERS CAN APPLY FOR JOBS NOW
AS IF WE DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH PROBLEMS
I Think All This Freedom is Bad for Me. Should I Move to China?
Trust me, I've thought for at least five whole minutes about this
Why the “Headbutt a Kinkajou” TikTok Challenge is GENIUS
* Please do not headbutt any wild animals – OJ Alright, alright, alright! You know...