If You Need to Marry Your Toaster, You Should Move to This State
If you love your toaster, why don't you marry it?
Slamara Cavendorsch
To Fight Climate Change, we need to Thanos the population. Let’s Start With Bangladesh or Zoomers
We need another Infinity Gauntlet to sort out the Climate Crisis
BREAKING: At least one expert says turnabout is not, in fact, fair play. What you can do to protect yourself from this new menace.
Fairness is a narrow two-way street through a tunnel
You Wouldn’t Need a Safe If You Weren’t Hiding Something
Why do we even allow safes? And shouldn't the plural of "safe" be "saves"?
Conspiracy Theories Are Dumb. Let’s Blame the Real Cause of 9/11 – Airplanes.
Fight the real enemy (tears up picture of a 747)