If You Need to Marry Your Toaster, You Should Move to This State
If you love your toaster, why don't you marry it?
Slamara Cavendorsch
To Fight Climate Change, we need to Thanos the population. Let’s Start With Bangladesh or Zoomers
We need another Infinity Gauntlet to sort out the Climate Crisis
Eggs: Miracle Food Pre-Packaged by God, or Cursed CIA Chicken Project Gone Wrong?
Have you ever thought about chickens?
Apple Expert Reveals: Smartphone Addiction is Actually Good For You
#notanad, we're just dumb
Discover the Surprising Secret to Living a Longer Life (Scientific Breakthrough)
I'm moving to Bumfargton
The Government Is Making a Secret Super Virus to Control Our Minds, and They’re Using COVID-19 To Test It On Us
Beware the new hyper-feminist US Military
BREAKING: At least one expert says turnabout is not, in fact, fair play. What you can do to protect yourself from this new menace.
Fairness is a narrow two-way street through a tunnel
People Are Using This Weird Trick to Make Money on the Side. Find Out What It Is and Get in on the Action!
Don't get left behind - life is a literal race now.
You Wouldn’t Need a Safe If You Weren’t Hiding Something
Why do we even allow safes? And shouldn't the plural of "safe" be "saves"?
Conspiracy Theories Are Dumb. Let’s Blame the Real Cause of 9/11 – Airplanes.
Fight the real enemy (tears up picture of a 747)