Five Fearless Predictions for 2025, by a Board-Certified Magic Seer
Spoiler Alert:: "skibidi" is involved
Slamara Cavendorsch
Get Ready to Meet the Trump-Approved Alien Overlords (To Be Clear, I Did Tell You So)
I deserved so much better from your vote
The World Is Burning Down Around Us, But Hey, At Least I Got A Good Deal On This Fancy Shirt!
I'm like 85% sure it's real silk
SCIENCE FACTS EXPOSED!! The Dinosaurs Died Because They Were Cringe
Cringe scientists warn birds could be next
Dear Haitians: Eat the Canadian Geese, Not American Cats, You Fools
Something about leading a horse to water should go here I think
The Real Reason Your Dog is Plotting Your Death (It’s Not What You Think)
Maybe it's time to become a cat person
I’m Not Racist, I’m Just Allergic to People of Colour.
I’m not a racist, I’m allergic. It’s a real thing, people! My doctor told me...
Am I the Only One Who Cares That Evil Elites Removed Touchpad Buttons From Laptops?
This makes no sense, even for the lizard people
Redo the Constitution! Save Us From These Harmful Cloud Storage Files!
You wouldn't complain about a faceless tech giant owning your files if you weren't hiding something.
Is Your Produce Secretly Monitoring Your Every Move and Reporting Back to the Amish?
It's always the ones you least suspect