Westward Hoes!: All My Friends Who Moved to Texas Are Trying to Move Back – And They’re Dumber Than Me
If you’re a millennial on the East Coast, you’ve probably had a friend or two...
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My Garbageman Smells Weird; Can I Replace Him With A.I.?
So my Garbageman (Garbage person? Garbage human?) has been acting a little weird lately. It’s...
Petty Fashion Bloggers: Why You Need to Mug My Collection and Stop Hating
As a millennial writer for OJ WOLFSMAKER DOT COM, I constantly try to prove that...
What to Do When You’re in “Reply Guy” Hell
The reply guys have won, here's how to survive in the stupidest timeline
The Real Reason Millennial Women Are Still Single: Blame Late Capitalism!
I guess I'll just have to do these off-grid hikes alone then
