The Real Reason Millennial Women Are Still Single: Blame Late Capitalism!
I guess I'll just have to do these off-grid hikes alone then
Sarai Hummus-Waterbiscuits
Dark Side of Off-Grid Living: You Won’t Survive More Than Three Minutes!
Mountains are overrated and CHUDs smell bad
Have Too Much FOMO? Try This Miracle FOMO Cure You Don’t Want to Miss!
Turn your FOMO into JOMO with this one weird trick
Five Things I Want for Christmas from OJ WOLFSMASHER DOT COM (or Else)
Last Christmas, I gave you my clickbait. The very next day, you gave me a crappy sandwich
Why You Should Be Worried About Christmas Lights
Another common household object that can kill you
Why ‘”Food Deserts?” What is This Crazy Language Urban Planners are Speaking?
I combed this food desert and all I found was moldy bread
A Real Modern Millennial Dilemma: Should I Move to LA or NYC?
Or should I winter in Chicago like some kind of slug person?
Four Things Millennials Can Say to Really Piss Off Boomers: Here’s How to Annoy the Living Hell Out of Those Old Bastards!
Serves 'em right for existing and having preferences
