Have Too Much FOMO? Try This Miracle FOMO Cure You Don’t Want to Miss!
Turn your FOMO into JOMO with this one weird trick
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Five Things I Want for Christmas from OJ WOLFSMASHER DOT COM (or Else)
Last Christmas, I gave you my clickbait. The very next day, you gave me a crappy sandwich
Why You Should Be Worried About Christmas Lights
Another common household object that can kill you
Why ‘”Food Deserts?” What is This Crazy Language Urban Planners are Speaking?
I combed this food desert and all I found was moldy bread
A Real Modern Millennial Dilemma: Should I Move to LA or NYC?
Or should I winter in Chicago like some kind of slug person?
Four Things Millennials Can Say to Really Piss Off Boomers: Here’s How to Annoy the Living Hell Out of Those Old Bastards!
Serves 'em right for existing and having preferences
Five Tired Boomer Cliches That Cringe My Young Person Body and Turn Me Old Like Them.
Unpopular Opinion: Boomers are dumb.
Three Common Household Items in Your Cupboard That Will Definitely Kill You
Don't let these jump-scare you