Westward Hoes!: All My Friends Who Moved to Texas Are Trying to Move Back – And They’re Dumber Than Me
If you’re a millennial on the East Coast, you’ve probably had a friend or two...
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My Garbageman Smells Weird; Can I Replace Him With A.I.?
So my Garbageman (Garbage person? Garbage human?) has been acting a little weird lately. It’s...
Why Everyone’s Talking About Llamas All of a Sudden
I am a husband to all animals
My Story: I Faked Taking Drugs to Get Clout, But Then People Started Sending Me Drugs For Real
Please stop, I mean it this time
The Weird Trick to Making Your Coffee Taste Like a Unicorn Threw Up In It
It's like cream and sugar, but whimsical
Petty Fashion Bloggers: Why You Need to Mug My Collection and Stop Hating
As a millennial writer for OJ WOLFSMAKER DOT COM, I constantly try to prove that...
What to Do When You’re in “Reply Guy” Hell
The reply guys have won, here's how to survive in the stupidest timeline
The Real Reason Millennial Women Are Still Single: Blame Late Capitalism!
I guess I'll just have to do these off-grid hikes alone then
What Happens to Our Waste? Find Out in This Shocking Expose’! Scandal! GASP!
Big Garbage is lying to you