Throw Away your Vacuums! Meet the New AI That Cleans Your Carpet and Your Life!
Finally a good use for AI
Kasula Spinkman-Steed
Bumps in the Night? Ghosts, Probably. Finally Feel Secure Again With “Go Away Ghost”!
You should fear missing out on not being eaten by spooky ghosts
How I Cured My Strep Throat in 5 Days Flat by Just Squinting Super Hard
Bacteria is nothing compared to a lifetime of malice
Five More Animals That Are Overrated, Bird Edition
How are birds even real?
Are You Using the Wrong Cat Shampoo? Find Out Here
No, don't click away, this is really important
Is Your Teen Secretly Using Generative AI? Probably. Here’s Why Parents Are About to be Replaced
Meet the new Mom, different from the old Mom
Who’s to Blame: Men or Women? The Surprising Answer, According to Pseudoscience
Not that surprising actually
I Tried to Attend “Electoral College”: Let’s End This Barbaric Fake School So Democrats Always Win.
TIL the Electoral College is BS
Can This Marriage Be Saved? Why Living Apart Together (LAT) Saved My Marriage
Sometimes you just need a whole lotta space amirite
The Surprising Benefits Of Eating Dirt (And Where To Find The Best Dirt Near You)
Abundance comes for us all