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Experts Warn: Thinking Too Hard Can Turn You Into A Misogynist
In a shocking turn of events, the medical community is warning that simply thinking too...
Evil is Good, Actually: Why Halloween Needs to Be Made Mandatory
Less legalized begging, more "The Purge"
Are You Hydrated Enough? No? Let’s Fix That With a Built-In Mouth Faucet.
This is the logical endpoint of hydration culture
Science Discovers Thing That Disproves All Previous Science – “You Must Believe This, Not That, Now.”
Brace yourselves, people, because the ground beneath our feet is trembling, and everything you thought...
Finally! I Was Diagnosed With Poor Person Blindness, Here’s How That Disability Affects Me
It's finally time for you to educate yourself about my plight
Let’s Bring Back the Dewey Decimal System – I Can’t Find Anything!
Searching for information used to be good
NEW FOR 2024! The Best Way to Lose Weight is to Stop Eating
It's been staring us in the face this whole time