I Can Feel My City Sinking and I Blame Trump
Hey! Something terrifying is happening in cities all across America—and guess who’s to blame? That’s...
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How To Convince Everyone That You’re Actually The Victim When You Get Caught Murdering or Saying Slurs
There are two sides to every story but yours is the only important one
This Woman’s Head Was So Big, Doctors Couldn’t Even Believe it
Playing "find the big headed lady" is easy when she's around
Experts Warn: Thinking Too Hard Can Turn You Into A Misogynist
In a shocking turn of events, the medical community is warning that simply thinking too...
Evil is Good, Actually: Why Halloween Needs to Be Made Mandatory
Less legalized begging, more "The Purge"
Are You Hydrated Enough? No? Let’s Fix That With a Built-In Mouth Faucet.
This is the logical endpoint of hydration culture
Science Discovers Thing That Disproves All Previous Science – “You Must Believe This, Not That, Now.”
Brace yourselves, people, because the ground beneath our feet is trembling, and everything you thought...