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Mastercard Now Requires Approval From Council of Midwit Reactionary Busybodies (MRBs) For All Transactions
Karens finally found a back door in your precious constitution
I Can Feel My City Sinking and I Blame Trump
Hey! Something terrifying is happening in cities all across America—and guess who’s to blame? That’s...
How To Convince Everyone That You’re Actually The Victim When You Get Caught Murdering or Saying Slurs
There are two sides to every story but yours is the only important one
This Woman’s Head Was So Big, Doctors Couldn’t Even Believe it
Playing "find the big headed lady" is easy when she's around
Experts Warn: Thinking Too Hard Can Turn You Into A Misogynist
In a shocking turn of events, the medical community is warning that simply thinking too...