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How to Register Your Cat to Vote (A Necessary Evil to Save Democracy)
I found a loophole in the SAVE act, sorry not sorry
Four Signs He’s Cheating – Is Your Husband a Serial Farter-Upper?
Let me tell you about my dear friend Kathy. Sweet Kathy, the kinda woman who...
Mastercard Now Requires Approval From Council of Midwit Reactionary Busybodies (MRBs) For All Transactions
Karens finally found a back door in your precious constitution
I Can Feel My City Sinking and I Blame Trump
Hey! Something terrifying is happening in cities all across America—and guess who’s to blame? That’s...
How To Convince Everyone That You’re Actually The Victim When You Get Caught Murdering or Saying Slurs
There are two sides to every story but yours is the only important one
