Trump Signs Executive Order Banning Anyone From Noticing He’s Old
"I can't take a week off to rest my bones?"
Jane Canada
Trump Executive Order Bans “Boring Corporate Rebrands”
In a move that has left marketing executives and corporate branding teams scrambling to update...
Trump Executive Order Mandates Research Into “Tele-Deportation”
“It’s faster than a bullet train, folks!”
President Trump Dumps Melania, Marries His “Sexy” Tariffs
Someone should investigate why this guy loves tariffs so much
Trump Interrupts JD Vance Press Conference With Steel Chair Shot, Handing Pin to AOC in Shocking Heel Turn
I tell you one thing, brother - who could have seen this coming?
Trump Signs Executive Order Deporting Superman Back to Krypton
Superman is a metaphor that represents anything you want him to be
Trump Signs Executive Order Demanding Israel Send Him Concubines
Is this about the "No Kings" protests?
Trump Executive Order Demands Cage Match Against Karen Bass
It was always going to come to this
