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Democrats Float 2028 Ticket of A.I. Biden and GPT-6 Turbo
In a move that has left political analysts and tech experts alike questioning reality itself,...
Trump Signs Executive Order Banning Anything That Rhymes With “Mepstein Miles”
"It's called freedom of speech, not freedom of what to talk about"
Trump Signs Executive Order Banning Anyone From Noticing He’s Old
"I can't take a week off to rest my bones?"
Trump Executive Order Bans “Boring Corporate Rebrands”
In a move that has left marketing executives and corporate branding teams scrambling to update...
Trump Executive Order Mandates Research Into “Tele-Deportation”
“It’s faster than a bullet train, folks!”
President Trump Dumps Melania, Marries His “Sexy” Tariffs
Someone should investigate why this guy loves tariffs so much