I’m Boycotting Chick-Fil-A to End Fatphobia and Bring Back TikTok
I’m going to stop doing this thing I don’t do anyway
who needs health when you can have dignity
Yaaas, folks! It’s your boy Billly here, and I’m about to spit some hot fire about the latest controversial thingy that’s got me shook. I’m talking, of course, about the absolute travesty that is Chick-Fil-A. You know, the “trendy” fast food joint that’s been getting dragged for its, like, super problematic views on everything from gay marriage to body positivity. Or, as they do it, body negativity.
I mean, can we talk about how fatphobic chicken sandwiches are? Like, there are innocent celebrities out here like Lizzo and Jon Favreau that are getting roasted for just being themselves, and it’s disgusting. It’s 2023, people! We should be promoting self-love and acceptance, not shaming people for their size. And don’t even get me started on how Chick-Fil-A is contributing to this toxic culture. I’m talking about how “healthy” chicken is, the constant promotion of “healthy” meals (wink, wink – they hate fat people), and the overall vibe that’s just, like, so gross.
But you know what’s even more egregious? The recent ban on TikTok! Like, what is going on with our society? Can’t we just let people have fun and express themselves without being banned for being too Chinese? I mean, TikTok was the perfect platform for all these influencers to show off their talents, share their passions, and connect with their fans. And now it’s just, like, about to be gone. Poof! Disappeared like magic. Biden magic.
So, I’m making a stand! I’m boycotting Chick-Fil-A until they apologize for their fatphobic ways and reverse the TikTok ban. I mean, come on, people! It’s not that hard. Can we please just promote kindness and acceptance? #ByeFelicia(toChick-Fil-A) #TikTokIsMyJam #FatIsNotBad #HeathIsNotHate
