These Five New Delivery Services Will Make You Never Leave Your House and Pay Too Much For Everything

Oh my gosh, y’all! I am *so* excited to share with you these five new delivery services that are going to change your life forever. Like, seriously, why even bother leaving your house when you can have everything you could ever want delivered straight to your doorstep? And, honestly, who cares if you pay a little (or a lot) more for convenience? We’re living in the age of instant gratification, and these companies are here to give us exactly what we want, when we want it. So sit back, relax, and let me introduce you to your new best friends.

First up, we have “FreshSqueezed,” a service that delivers bags of fresh fruit juices right to your door. Tired of dealing with the hassle of shopping for juice every day? This one’s for you! With FreshSqueezed, you can order a week’s worth of juice at a time, all made from organic, locally sourced fruits. Sure, it might cost a pretty penny, but think of all the time you’ll save not having to squeeze those oranges yourself! Plus, you’ll be supporting small farmers and reducing your carbon footprint. Win-win!

Next on our list is “EatClean,” a meal delivery service that caters to all your healthy eating needs by hosing down all their food with a special patented solution that makes it 58% more clean. Gone are the days of worrying about whether your vegetables were washed properly or if your chicken was cooked to the right temperature. EatClean takes care of it all, so you can enjoy delicious, nutritious meals without any of the anxiety associated with eating food from a dirty Kroger. Yes, it’s a bit pricey, but isn’t your health worth it? I know mine is.

Next but certainly not least, we have “PamperMe,” a luxury spa service that brings the spa experience to you. Say goodbye to overpriced massages and facials at fancy spas – PamperMe offers all the same treatments in the comfort of your own home. Whether you’re looking for a deep tissue massage, a relaxing facial, or a full body wax, PamperMe has got you covered. Yes, it’s definitely more expensive than going to a regular spa, but think of all the money you’ll save on gas and parking! Plus, you can wear your comfiest pajamas and not have to worry about making awkward small talk with strangers. It’s a win-win!

Of course. this list wouldn’t be complete without a service for the men in our lives. “ManBox” is a monthly subscription box that delivers all sorts of manly things right to your door. From beef jerky and beer to shaving cream and razors, ManBox has got everything a guy could ever want. Sure, it might seem like a frivolous expense, but think of how happy it will make your husband/boyfriend/brother/father/son! And, honestly, don’t we owe it to them to support their interests, no matter how silly they may seem?

Finally, wouldn’t it be great to have a service that can read your mind and deliver exactly what you’re thinking about, right to your doorstep? Meet “ThinkAndGet,” a revolutionary new tech startup that uses advanced AI technology to predict what you want before you even know you want it. Just download the app, answer a few questions about your preferences, and let ThinkAndGet do the rest. No more browsing through endless websites trying to find the perfect gift for yourself or someone else. ThinkAndGet does all the work for you! Yes, it’s a bit pricy, but can you really put a price on convenience and peace of mind? I didn’t think so. It’s only available in Miami, New York City, and San Francisco right now, but if they clear some legal hurdles, it might be coming to real people soon.

So there you have it, folks – the five new delivery services that will make you never leave your house and pay too much for everything. Trust me, once you try them out, you’ll wonder how you ever lived without them. Happy shopping!