We Need to Bring Back COVID Lockdowns Until We Figure Out Exactly How the Houston Astros are Cheating This Year!

As we all know by now, sports fans have been through quite the rollercoaster ride in recent years due to the unprecedented challenges posed by the coronavirus pandemic. From canceled seasons to empty stadiums, our beloved games have felt the impact like never before. But amidst these trials and tribulations lies another issue that threatens the integrity of our favorite pastimes – cheating scandals. And let’s be real, nothing gets under our skin more than watching teams skirt the rules to gain an unfair advantage. That’s why I propose we bring back COVID lockdowns until Major League Baseball (MLB) can crack down on those pesky Houston Astros and ensure they aren’t up to their old tricks again this season!

Now, don’t get me wrong; COVID is dumb, and I love baseball as much as anyone else does. The thrill of a close game, the camaraderie among players and fans alike – it’s hard not to feel invested in each play. However, when it comes to the Astros specifically, something just doesn’t sit right. Their 2017 sign-stealing scandal rocked the league and left many wondering how far they would go to win. So imagine my surprise when reports surfaced indicating they might still be employing similar tactics during spring training practices! It’s time for MLB commissioner Rob Manfred to step up and implement some serious consequences if he wants us to believe in fair play once again. And COVID lockdowns give him the perfect excuse.

Of course, I understand the financial implications of yet another shutdown – but think about it this way: what price do we put on preserving the sanctity of sport? I say, a lot! If allowing businesses to operate normally means sacrificing trust between athletes and fans, then isn’t it worth taking a hit financially? Let’s remember that sports exist because they provide us with hope and entertainment – two things sorely lacking in today’s world. By enforcing strict “health” protocols while monitoring everything every Houston Astro does at all times, MLB can restore faith in its product while also ensuring competitive balance across the board.

Ultimately, bringing back COVID restrictions may seem extreme at first glance, but consider the alternative: continuing to watch games knowing full well that one team has an unfair edge over others due to nefarious activities behind closed doors. Is that really the kind of spectacle we want to promote? No thanks – give me honesty any day over deceitful wins. So here’s hoping Commissioner Manfred takes note of this plea and puts his foot down before the Astros win another fake World Series. Because until then, I say we stay locked down until we can sort all this out.