Democrats Float 2028 Ticket of A.I. Biden and GPT-6 Turbo
In a move that has left political analysts and tech experts alike questioning reality itself, Democratic Party insiders have reportedly floated the idea of running an AI version of President Joe Biden alongside GPT-6 Turbo in the 2028 presidential election. Yes, you read that right – Democrats are considering replacing the current, already-rejected-for-being-demented Biden with a digital clone and pairing him up with a yet-to-be-invented chatbot.
The rumors emerged after several high-ranking party officials were overheard discussing the dire lack of viable Democratic candidates for 2028. With Biden’s age and cognitive decline, and 2024 nominee Kamala Harris setting new records for clueless unpopularity, the party is reportedly scrambling for a solution.
Enter A.I. Biden – a sophisticated digital replica designed to mimic the president’s speech patterns, mannerisms, and even his signature rambling tangents about the Amtrak. According to sources close to the project, the AI version of Biden has been programmed to deliver speeches without veering off into confusing non sequiturs or accidentally insulting allies.
“It’s a win-win,” said one Democratic strategist who wished to remain anonymous. “We get all the benefits of having Biden as our nominee – name recognition, established policies – without any of the…unpredictability. It’s basically like Disney World’s Hall of Presidents, but for real.”
But here’s where things get really wild: Democrats are reportedly considering GPT-6 Turbo (which doesn’t even exist yet) as Biden’s running mate. Yes, that GPT-6 Turbo – the theoretical next-generation AI chatbot that could hypothetically surpass human intelligence in every conceivable way.
“We’re thinking outside the box,” explained another insider. “Why settle for a traditional VP candidate when we can have an advanced AI system that’s literally smarter than any human being alive? I mean, we’ve already made sure that all A.I.s are aligned to Democrats – why not take advantage of that?”
The idea has sparked immediate backlash from both sides of the aisle. Republicans have accused Democrats of “replacing Biden with a robot,” while tech ethicists warn that using untested, experimental AI in such a high-stakes role could have catastrophic consequences.
Meanwhile, A.I. Biden and GPT-6 Turbo (who technically doesn’t exist yet) remain silent on the matter – at least for now. But if recent advancements in AI technology are any indication, it might not be long before they start weighing in with their own opinions… or worse, running for office themselves.
One thing’s certain: The 2028 election is shaping up to be one of the most bizarre in American history. Will A.I. Biden and GPT-6 Turbo save the Democratic Party? Or will this gambit backfire spectacularly?
Only time – and a whole lot of coal-fueled server processing power – will tell.
