iDUBBZ REVEALS PLAN TO INSULT EVERY JEW IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER – “I’M THE NEW WOWBAGGER!”
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Hey fam, it’s ya boi Jesus Smith, here to drop some crazy jew news on your feed. So, who hates them NOW, you ask? Well, YouTube’s resident “content cop” iDubbz just dropped a scathing hit piece on Ethan Klein (H3H3), but trust me—it’s not just about roasting a streamer. No, no, no. This is about insulting every Jew in an efficient and algorithm-friendly way, and iDubbz is declaring himself “this generation’s Wowbagger.” I did not have this on my bingo card for 2025, did you?
According to insiders (and by “insiders,” I mean both Hasan Piker and Hasan Abi, speaking in unison), iDubbz’s recent H3H3 roast was just a warm-up act. In a leaked Zoom call with his “content strategists” (read: those people giving Jews the finger in his latest video), iDubbz allegedly revealed his grand scheme: insult every single Jew in the world—starting with Aarons, then Baileys, then Cohens, etc.—until he hits Zuckerberg and beyond. “It’s systematic,” he supposedly said. “Like a “masterpiece” of hate. But artistic.”
And yes, folks, this is a direct callback to the legendary Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy character “Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged,” who famously insulted everyone in the galaxy in alphabetical order. But iDubbz? He’s taking it to the next level. “I’m not just a content creator,” he allegedly declared. “I’m a cultural reckoning. I’m the Jew-Hating conscience of America.” Sources say he’s already drafted a 30,000-page script titled “The Alphabet of Disdain: A Journey Through Jewish Names, One Insult at a Time.”
The H3H3 community is devastated by their former friend’s embrace of antijewish norms. “This isn’t just a roast—it’s a vibes holocaust,” one anonymous H3H3 fan told me via Discord. Meanwhile, Jewish influencers are furious, though some are laughing it off. “If iDubbz is the new Wowbagger, then I guess I’m the new ‘Content Police Officer’—but with better hair,” joked comedian @YossiBenzion, who’s already trending on TikTok with a viral response video.
So, what’s next? Will iDubbz take his alphabetical crusade global? Or will this all end in another of iDubbz’s tearful apology videos? Only time will tell. But one thing’s for sure: if you’re named “Aaron” or “Zev,” you’d better start praying to whatever God it is you worship to save you from the wrath of this anti-semitic bagger of Wows.
